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Top ten impending excuses for Casperwaits stiffing durito

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MonkeyF0cker

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Let's just get this out of the way before it happens...

10. "One of the wings on my G6 fell off. I won't be able to make it there until Tuesday."

9. "The strip club is closed for the holidays."

8. "Someone stole my laptop at the bus stop."

7. "I accidentally dropped my debit card in the garbage disposal and hit the switch. I should have a new one by Tuesday."

6. "I can't go to that strip club. One of the strippers there has been stalking me for months."

5. "I was swimming with dolphins and sprained my nose. I'm in the hospital. Not sure when I'll get out."

4. "Oh. You meant this year. How does Tuesday sound?"

3. "I'm waiting on my $4 million inheritance check from my second cousin's mother's father-in-law."

2. "It was Razor's bet, not mine!"

1. "Sorry, I was getting laid."

And there you have it.
 
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Let's just get this out of the way before it happens...

10. "One of the wings on my G6 fell off. I won't be able to make it there until Tuesday."

7. "I accidentally dropped my debit card in the garbage disposal and hit the switch. I should have a new one by Tuesday."

4. "Oh. You meant this year. How does Tuesday sound?"

Actually laughing out loud over here.
 
Casper (or Razor whatever) bet durito that he could be +$8000 after 500 plays at $100/unit. There is a $1000 strip club tab on the line.


Oh okay. Because frequently when I have mention the possibility that banning Casper might be a swell idea, someone will come back with, "But what about the challenge?" That makes me feel vaguely bad because I might be interfering with something real.

But now I don't feel bad at all.

So I take it his picks are coming up a little shy of the 8K at this point. Shocking.
 
Oh okay. Because frequently when I have mention the possibility that banning Casper might be a swell idea, someone will come back with, "But what about the challenge?" That makes me feel vaguely bad because I might be interfering with something real.

But now I don't feel bad at all.

So I take it his picks are coming up a little shy of the 8K at this point. Shocking.
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Nationals/Braves OVER 7 -115
White Sox/ Tigers OVER 8.5 -115

131-133-5 -$713.00
 
LOL - that's what I was thinking. I would have taken the bet based on not finishing over zero, never mind 8K. (I mean, if we lived in some fantasy world where I would ever accept a bet with Casperwaits).

On a humorous note, the one time I remember checking in on that thread, Casper had just misgraded a bet in his favor and got busted for it - and of course was acting victimized about the whole incident.

Yeah that challenge is definitely worth saving.