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Dave, I fully intended on honoring my word and paying you back THIS TIME but then those assholes at GameLive started piling on and couldn't see the life changing move I was trying to make, so fuck'm. Dave, I sincerely apologize but I just can't give them the satisfaction of thinking they goaded me into doing something.
 
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Dave, I fully intended on honoring my word and paying you back THIS TIME but then those assholes at GameLive started piling on and couldn't see the life changing move I was trying to make, so fuck'm. Dave, I sincerely apologize but I just can't give them the satisfaction of thinking they goaded me into doing something.
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Let's just get this out of the way before it happens...

10. "One of the wings on my G6 fell off. I won't be able to make it there until Tuesday."

9. "The strip club is closed for the holidays."

8. "Someone stole my laptop at the bus stop."

7. "I accidentally dropped my debit card in the garbage disposal and hit the switch. I should have a new one by Tuesday."

6. "I can't go to that strip club. One of the strippers there has been stalking me for months."

5. "I was swimming with dolphins and sprained my nose. I'm in the hospital. Not sure when I'll get out."

4. "Oh. You meant this year. How does Tuesday sound?"

3. "I'm waiting on my $4 million inheritance check from my second cousin's mother's father-in-law."

2. "It was Razor's bet, not mine!"

1. "Sorry, I was getting laid." he does get the most trim. wonder if he ever regrets saying that.

And there you have it.
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