Thread where Steves rambles about life

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Still kinda comatose so tomorrow we work out and see what's up w kerrybear. Then we have the jam at night w the boys. Gonna be a fun day. No whiskey today, just going smooth w some Mlite. Gonna need energy to eat that ass and not suck on guitar. Then I have to build IAG a house with my bare hands.

:eatass:
 
Just accepted one job for a cleaning service. Hard, cold sales. which is my specialty. Lee's go!

If the other one offers the position I will take that as well.
 
Hi, my name is Steve with E&R Cleaning.

If anyone needs a cleaning service, I'm your guy.

:hattip:
 
Because my back is 100% against the fucking well. I can't pay for my legal shit and you won't here from me for awhile because I'll be in jail trying to not die or get beat up. That shit needs to be taken care of. I am scared shitless about that shit.

So let's get it done and get back on track for world class poker.

Let's make a shit load of money and find a wife, shall we.

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Then let's get meds because I am so FUCKING tired.

This medicating with beer shit ain't working.

So FUCKING tired.
 
So the insurance guy just got back to me.

Let's do both.

ONE TIME.

:highfive:


My goodness those girls are hot.

Look at that fucking rack.

What does it smell like?

I bet it smells pretty FUCKING good up in that FUCKING PIECE.

#hornyasfuck
 
When I get my shit together Ima be a total ho.

We all know it's going there.
 
I just remembered I tried to concuss myself when blacked out by slamming my head against the wall repeatedly.

Probably not the best idea.

#fightclubisjustamovienotawayoflife

:facepalm:
 
Not going to settle for a job I may not like, s let's see what we like best.
 

Cannot wait to see them.

He's always banging out ciggies and booze mid song

:lmao:
 
So every time I restart my computer now the screen is sideways when it comes back?

I can only remember one other time this has happened.

Somehow I remember the command to get it right now and thank God.

Improvement helps.

Hmmm.

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

<3

:bowdown:
 
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