Thread where Steves rambles about life

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I changed my mind.

It's Sadcat. I don't need anything else.

Shower, clean, go get Coronas.

Okie dokie Alkie.

I miss the fuck out of you Mom.

 

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Curry last night. Wow.

Yeah GS gonna win. Bron gonna fight hard but GS is some Tecmo Bowl shit.

Coronas, handbook.

Body you need to start working soon. Sexy shortie fucked my shit right the fuck up.

 

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We are not an alkie poker playing whore.

NICE.



Ya know what's also good?

Weed.

LOTS OF IT.

 

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Archie, Blitty, Casp, Matty, Rogie -

Come bring me 12 Coronas and throw me into a ditch with them

It's all I need

FUCK

Maybe shortie's at the grocery store

Ima drop her my digits

She's actually amused by my lama fuckina ass

I told her she looked really pretty and she smiled big and softly said "thank you"

 

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Alright I'm doing this on the subway.

 

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Jammy jam with the boys tomorrow night. I'm gonna suck but they're gonna make me good real quick. I'm nervous about that. My vocals can be pretty hit or miss. Gotta get them tuned up. It took me like a few hours yesterday just to find my falsetto. That's fucking pathetic.

Yay.



Boys poker is good but losing sucks and also taking money from people hurts a little bit. It does. It hurts my heart. I want everyone to be happy, all the time. With music, everyone smiles and it's all love. Plus beautiful women enjoying themselves is the best thing in the world. How do they smell like that. Fucking brilliant.

I will be doing both and this new job but if I can somehow manage to be good at music life will be perfect.

We need to get here.

#ambitious

 

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I think Sadcat's boyfriend Jared is on backup vocals there.

 

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This I didn't know.

Sadcat did you put him up to this?

https://www.stereogum.com/1940062/k...me-a-pro-wrestler-on-twitter/wheres-the-beef/

#slutshamed

SADCAT YOU WILL NOT SLUT SHAME ME

 

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So the conversation about Steves is just like one about a small child.

"Did he drink his Pedialyte?"

"No"

"Well then he gonna be fucked up today then"

Fucking shortie floored me.

Burp.

Thank you Beautiful. It's all love. You were just trying to destress me because you heard me dump what's her name and I love you for it. That was a TON of booze for not that much moolah. Good look, sista.

Burp.

So glad I made it off the toilet.

#smallfavors
#loveyou

 

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Coronas, guitar, handbook.

ONE TIME

 

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And Stevie's body said "nicy try, fucko"

#steviesgoesleepies

She fucking floored me.

She really did.

#love

 

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And we just spoke to a recruiter.

So let's do THAT job. He was impressive.

Stevies likes impressive and he likes straight shooters.

Sadcat Ima get this done for YOU.

Because I love you so much more than I love me.

TRUTH.

 

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We did apply for that job.

How about we do that and poker for 6 figs in a year.

How about we do that. Pour rock and roll on top of that and we go straight to the top, baby.

 

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I just let Cami know she doesn't have to pay IAG. My problems are my problems, nobody else's. Sure she took me for $300 but I kinda fired and dumped her really quickly so yeah I deserved that shit and a whole lot more.

I'm so sorry Cami and I hope you're doing alright.

I really do. You're an incredible person and I really do miss you. But you're gone and your new man is very cool.

So I am sorry, beautiful.

Peace.

 

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So yeah, this just came in - and it's real.

Uh yeah.

That could be something.