The" Hurricane Irene is not going to slam into Florida" party thread

[Jello]

I passed out a couple times, but besides that ....yes.

 

[mcbaseball10]

McB calm down, SIR!

We belittle and ridicule all here.

We are Earth's dickheads.

We are so gifted that we find what we don't like the most

So I think it's time that we raise a toast.

Let's have a toast to Haitians.

Let's have a toast to the retards.

Let's have a toast to Vendildo.

Let's have a toast to the eggheads.

McB you see we..as in we....have issues with ourselves. So we project.

Into our tight little assholes. And we run away from our problems.

Join us. Join we. Into our assholes.

Thanks for this.

 

[roguejuror]

mcb where's my cap

 

[reno cool]

poor boner. How are people gonna pay him money to lawyer for em looking like that? Maybe he can grow a mustache

 

[Bread]

Hey man. Don't mention it.



In my asshole.


That's MISTER asshole to you.


Just ask Jello.

 

[Jello]

Ohhh...it's an ANGRY asshole.

 

[mcbaseball10]

I received it in the mail today. I will give it to you next week. It is not as good of quality as I hoped it would be though, so I was a little disappointed.

 

[roguejuror]

poor boner. How are people gonna pay him money to lawyer for em looking like that? Maybe he can grow a mustache

the $200,000 schooling diploma silly

 

[Bread]

Jeezus. Where do these people even come from?

 

[Jello]

What people?

The Mexicans?

 

[roguejuror]

.

 

[mcbaseball10]

Jeezus. Where do these people even come from?

To what are you referencing? We are not f'ing mindreaders. Geesh

 

[Jello]

I bet Boner's got a big ole boner standing next to blittyduece....and his pretty mouth.

 

[mcbaseball10]

Boner looks like a lawyer.

 

[Jello]

Boner looks like a boner.

:justkidding:

 

[Bread]

Boner

 

[Oksana]

boner looks barely legal to drink

completely not what i was expecting

 

[Jello]

Eric Fisher's Facebook update:

Signing off people...17 hours of reports. Hope it helped some people prepare/stay informed. Sorry about the streakers. Be safe tonight, back tomorrow (or later today, I should say)



We need an Eric Fisher thread. This guy blows DonG out of the water (yes I meant all those puns).