The" Hurricane Irene is not going to slam into Florida" party thread

[mcbaseball10]

For realz??

lol either way

Yeah, I'm serious. Maybe I'm being irrational..

 

[Bread]

McB calm down, SIR!

We belittle and ridicule all here.

We are Earth's dickheads.

We are so gifted that we find what we don't like the most

So I think it's time that we raise a toast.

Let's have a toast to Haitians.

Let's have a toast to the retards.

Let's have a toast to Vendildo.

Let's have a toast to the eggheads.

McB you see we..as in we....have issues with ourselves. So we project.

Into our tight little assholes. And we run away from our problems.

Join us. Join we. Into our assholes.

 

[mcbaseball10]

McB ...THESE are the type of hooligans you should be yelling at. Not me. THEM.

I stayed home and got drunk like a good boy.

Not yelling at you JELLO, CALM DOWN. I am a worrywart anymore. Just glad you are safe.

 

[Bread]

McB just be sexy.

You are sexy.

And I'm bisexual. Just ask Blitty.

 

[Jello]

I feel the love McB.

And Bread's asshole.

They both feel good.

 

[Bread]

Remember last night when you said too bad I wasn't around?

Kramas a bitch, muthafucka. uke:

:justkidding:

 

[mcbaseball10]

Remember last night when you said too bad I wasn't around?

Kramas a bitch, muthafucka. uke:

:justkidding:

This is a great reunion right here. Did you bet any UFC tonight? Jello, are you still drinking? I just got laid by the way. Is it appropo to say that when you are married with children?

 

[Jello]

I'm touched that McB really cares about me.

And I'm touched that Bread wants to share assholes with me.

 

[Jello]

Why is Blitty posting his perty mouf in this thread???

Attention whoring 101.

 

[mcbaseball10]

I'm touched that McB really cares about me.

And I'm touched that Bread wants to share assholes with me.

The only people I thought about today in the line of the storm were people from Gaymelive. Namely you, Mr. and Mrs. Monkey, Blittay and CG.

 

[roguejuror]

jello stop being gay with bread, that's cougar bait's job

 

[mcbaseball10]

Hi RJ. Have you been worrying about our fellow posters today?

 

[Bread]

Why didn't you think about Boner?

Oh yeah. Because nobody really cares about Boner.

Oh no a lawyer might die!

Give me a break.




:justkidding:

 

[roguejuror]

only caligirl

jello can swim

 

[mcbaseball10]

Why didn't you think about Boner?

Oh yeah. Because nobody really cares about Boner.

Oh no a lawyer might die!

Give me a break.




:justkidding:

I don't know boner but posthumously I would have cared.

 

[Jello]

Expert SWIMMER!

I wanna be gay with Bread, Juror. Fuckin buzzkill.

Ok.

 

[Bread]

I apologize to all lawyers.

I'm just mad cuz I can't afford y'all.

 

[mcbaseball10]

Jello, have you been drinking since this morning?