The" Hurricane Irene is not going to slam into Florida" party thread

[roguejuror]

Jello do you even know how swim?

You seem the type that don't know how to swim.

goog luck

 

[Bread]

Jello are you stocked up on booze??? Let's get to the important stuff here budday.

 

[Jello]

I am an expert swimmer. FACT!

 

[Jello]

I just bought a loaf of bread, pb&j, 3 bags of chips and 2 cases of water. These are my hurricane provisions.

I will definitely hit the liquor store later today.

 

[roguejuror]

Jello are you putting tape on your windows?

 

[Bread]

Jello it's a teeny bit exciting isn't it? It could definitely suck a whole lot, but I always get excited for hurricane scares.

Hold on to your weiner!

Jello we are here for you.

 

[roguejuror]

Jello are you going to volunteer after the disaster?

 

[Jello]

No tape or boards on the windows. If the windows break I will be in my closet sucking my thumb with my binky and bourbon.

Juror, I'm not a humanitarian. In fact, I kind of hate people.

 

[Bread]

Jello if I was there would you go to the beach with me right when the weather started to get a little bit rough to pound beers and play super aerobie??

That's what I'm gonna make Robyn do when we get a hurricane.

 

[Jello]

Bread, as if you even have to ask!

What a badass that guy was. Highlight of his life. I like the interview segment on the walk to the lake. He's pretty important.

 

[Jello]

"Extreme threat, and we don't issue EXTREME THREATS on the Weather Channel very often."

"There's no doubt that this is going to be a devastating event on the East Coast."

"We are looking at a potential NIGHTMARE SITUATION in the Norfolk area."

"This might be the worst hurricane to ever hit the east coast of the United States."


I love The Weather Channel.

 

[Tron]

It would not surprise me at all if this hurricane never made landfall in the US.

I think they use Justin's models to track these things.

 

[Bread]

When exactly is it hitting you?

 

[Jello]

Lol Daft.

Bread, we are supposed to start getting it bad tomorrow afternoon thru the night. They are currently projecting the eye to travel over what looks to be directly over my house.

 

[Archie]

Hang In there Jello.

 

[senco78]

gaymelive.com

nice work here :thumbsup:


I've got about 3 chords down for my first day practicing

GL is a talented bunch:cheersbuddy:

 

[senco78]

stay safe Jelly
do you surf by any chance?

 

[Boner_18]

I live on the 33rd floor with floor to ceiling windows, right in Brooklyn (11201). Should I do anything special or just ride it out?