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The IMDb message boards are hilarious sometimes.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1467304/board/nest/163196296?d=163196296&p=1#163196296

After reading about this movie (and not yet having seen it) immediately some questions popped up. Especially when I read the tagline "100 % medically accurate".

First question: What exactly do they mean with that? That a centipede like that could survive? And that humans could survive by only eating human feces?

Two: Wouldn't they choke on the feces? There are people who can produce (very) large amounts of feces. Wouldn't the second and third part of the centipede have a high risk of choking? Since it is, I think, very likely that one of the parts of the centipede defecates faster than the part behind him or her can swallow.

Which leads to question three: What happens if the front part of the centipede defecates faster than swallowingspeed and there is no room for the feces to go, other than the mouth and throat of the next centipedepart? Will the defecating part get constipation? Or is the pressure too high and will the feces be forced down the throat of the next part?
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by thetouganator (Tue May 18 2010 16:10:51)
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The 1st piece would have to show some restraint when pooping. You can get a feel of the speed when it starts to come out. He'd just have to clench his poop cutter to control the speed. Being in a Human Centipede is a team effort people!
 
by LeeGer (Wed May 19 2010 00:34:01)
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And how exactly would you get those tablets to the middle of the centipede? The tablets, when fed to the first part, will never get to the second part or further. The second part will only live on the feces of the first part, and that will probably only increase the chance of diarrhea, and with that, the chance that the third part will choke on it's "food".
 
by thetouganator (Wed May 19 2010 10:49:14)
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You could look at it another way: The pressure of the diarrhea may cause it to seep through the stitching between the ass and mouth. This makes the flow of doody easier to swallow for the second piece.
 
I was behind a guy in line at the supermarket checkout the other day. And for some reason I just felt ill at ease standing there. I thought maybe because it was a white man in a store where I rarely see any other white guys. He was really weird looking, but I couldn't put my finger I was getting the shivers just looking at him.


so I moved two lanes over in the checkouts. Even though I'm now behind a 350 lb black woman with 2 mis behaving kid or grand kids with two full up shopping carts, even though I know she will have forgotten the pin to her food stamp card, or have bought 60 dollars more food than she has on her card....because I've learned to kinda listen to my gut and instincts when in the neighborhood.

I keep looking over at the guy, and its dark out and like 7:00 pm and its been dreary all day. but he had sun glasses on, and really darkly died hair despite old, wrinkled pale skin.

The lady in front of me didn't have any typical fuck ups with her card amazingly, but the bagging process was taking a long time. and right before I was able to get all my food on the checkout conveyour belt, I realized why this guy looked so familiar. He looked identical to the fucked up doctor in the human centipede.

he had already left, and I could seeing him walking out into the parking lot. So I regretted not being able to listen and see if he had a german accent.

why was the star of the human centipede in the ghetto of Chicago?

We do have a movie studio 2 miles west of us on roosevelt and central... maybe he is filming human centipede 2. ghetto style
 
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