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The greatest genital mutilation scene in the history of life

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With a title like that and my all-around queasiness about blood in general - and anything bad happening with male packages in particular - it was a pretty big longshot I would even open the thread. But here I am.

I'm not sure this tops it but - ALERT! - DON'T READ THIS IF YOU ARE QUEASY LIKE ME - I DON'T EVEN WANT TO READ IT MYSELF BUT IT'S ALREADY IN MY HEAD NOW SO I MIGHT AS WELL TYPE IT OUT - I once had a situation where I began to bleed out of my penis during sex. I was receiving oral and looked down and she had blood in her mouth. Not just a tiny little hey what's that? trickle of blood - a mouthful of blood.

Did I vomit? Yes, I sure did.

I ended up going to the doctor and he kind of shrugged and sent me for a cystoscopy (like a colonoscopy except up the sheboinker). They didn't find anything. He decided it must have just been a random freakish rupturing of a random blood vessel due to the random vigorous pressures that were taking place at the time.

I went about 2 weeks with no sexual activity - then eased back into it. There was no problem and things gradually got back to previous levels of vigor. That was ~25 years ago and I have never had a problem of the sort since.

Fucking gross experience though.
 
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With a title like that and my all-around queasiness about blood in general - and anything bad happening with male packages in particular - it was a pretty big longshot I would even open the thread. But here I am.

I'm not sure this tops it but - ALERT! - DON'T READ THIS IF YOU ARE QUEASY LIKE ME - I DON'T EVEN WANT TO READ IT MYSELF BUT IT'S ALREADY IN MY HEAD NOW SO I MIGHT AS WELL TYPE IT OUT - I once had a situation where I began to bleed out of my penis during sex. I was receiving oral and looked down and she had blood in her mouth. Not just a tiny little hey what's that? trickle of blood - a mouthful of blood.

Did I vomit? Yes, I sure did.

I ended up going to the doctor and he kind of shrugged and sent me for a cystoscopy (like a colonoscopy except up the sheboinker). They didn't find anything. He decided it must have just been a random freakish rupturing of a random blood vessel due to the random vigorous pressures that were taking place at the time.

I went about 2 weeks with no sexual activity - then eased back into it. There was no problem and things gradually got back to previous levels of vigor. That was ~25 years ago and I have never had a problem of the sort since.

Fucking gross experience though.
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wow, interesting

could make good porn
 
Also there is an issue I have to deal with when I take a dump here in my toilet.

It seems that my toilet is designed for women and children. It is a very wimpy toilet that can only handle very modest (dainty?) loads.

Now I am not meaning to brag but my dumps are often quite substantial. Man-sized. I might use the term: majestic. And it is pretty common that if I try to flush one of my dumps plus the related toilet paper, I get clogs. So what I end up doing is dumping, then flushing, then wiping (then flushing again). Of course that first flush is done while I am sitting there with my genitalia dangling down and I can feel the related pressures and winds and vapors of the swirling flush on my package.

That freaks me out a bit.

Okay maybe it is not quite on a par with having your cock devoured by piranha but I don't like it.
 
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