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The female orgasm

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Mudcat
There is a quote from a Stephen Leacock story that goes, "Lord Ronald said nothing; he flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his horse and rode madly off in all directions."

That's what it's like trying to talk to you people.

The female orgasm is not real? WTF? :bashing: And what, according to this conspiracy theory, is the reason for faking?

I could see them trying to fake that it didn't happen so they could hang it over their partners' heads in a neverending you owe me angle. But what is the angle on pretending it happened if it didn't (you lummoxes)?
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Dont know. What I do know is that none of the women I have ever been with has had an orgasm.
What other possible explanation is there?????!!!!!!!!111111
 
Bread
Only in modern times could a female get away with some of the shit that goes on and you could smack her around and when the police showed up at your door, while holding back a chuckle you insist that it was just "a little misunderstanding" and Officer Indifferent would nod accordingly and reaffirm that you would still be able to make the early tee time, and offer you a sly wink as the door closed behind him, where you would remind your subservient property that if she ever faked an orgasm again, things wouldn't turn out so pretty seeeeee....
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I know an expertly-crafted sentence when I read one. That was beautiful. :clap:
 
Badnina
they are very real, Dunder. Although I will admit that they are better as I get older.
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This has been my experience. Through the natural course of events, as my partners have gotten older, the womenfolk do seem to get jiggier with it.

Here I am generally stuck with my one standard orgasm per session, meanwhile she can be having an extended episode on the flying trapeze.

I would be lying if I said I wasn't jealous - but that of course is assuming the nature of the orgasm is the same which I am not actually sure of.

So we're back to that.
 
Badnina
And, Muddy, the faking part is so the guys feelings don't get hurt cause the lady doesn't want to say "You're doing it wrong".
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I thought of that but I guess that is different women from the kind I have known. The women I have gotten with have tended to be stronger women who would be more likely to put hands on hips and say, "Okay, this is not satisfactory and we need to get it sorted out!"

I exaggerate a bit. I could see some women trying extra hard to be nice right at the start. But it would not last forever. At some point in the early going, the issue of equal rights would come out.
 
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