Steves gets his life together

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I know right?

Ffs.

Just have to play it smooth and do what they say until I'm ready for a move, I guess.

Those shower walls will be dry fo sho.

Otherwise I'm THE DEVIL!
 
Moolah from the best parents ever, normal work direct deposit and a nice little perfect attendance bonus all in the same day. Feels good man. I worked for that shit. Well, some of it.

Energy is surprisingly good given how little sleep....let's see if we can make things even sweeter at the tables tonight.
 
You’re at a big disadvantage since the other two are friends. GL with that, you’ll need it.it’s a no-win situation for you, unless the other two leave.
 
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You’re at a big disadvantage since the other two are friends. GL with that, you’ll need it.it’s a no-win situation for you, unless the other two leave.
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Yeah there's no standing up to them and I know it. Just will be respectful and as short as possible with them, hoping for the best while exploring other options. I know how alky cycles go too well.
 
Better believe I did.

Dude is on me like a fucking toddler man. I stop by in between casino real quick to grab my headphones and he pops out of the door as I'm leaving asking me where I'm going. Then I return at 2 am and he pops out. This and that conversation that ends with him going next to the bathroom and nodding for me to go there with him. I waive my hand like wtf and walk over and next thing I know he's showing me how he bleaches the toilet bowl.

He made a joke about popping out of his room because he heard me come in. He's going to do it every time.

What r ya gonna do lol.
 
Roomie on point last night, fixes the sound on the TV for me.

Not on point today as he tells me "you might want to clean the oven BEFORE you eat so that other people can use it."

Eating ramen and telling me he's out money except for rent after telling me how he gave gambling friends $2,500 when they did bad and paying $500 for a bj at the strip joint. I guess times have changed for him, but he's still got new beer in the fridge.

My pepper magically disappeared, now everything is moved to the top cabinet.

This all after I was considering having an expensive lunch with him on me when up $750.

And....guess who DIDN'T DRY DOWN THE SHOWER AFTER HE USED IT?

That's it, I'm starting a reality tv show called YOLO.. Shit's gonna break the bank.

I know Dave, I know.
 
I'm done responding Stevey, anything that happens from here you did to yourself sticking around this mess lol. Good luck 👍
 
Oh I forgot to mention that he said "you know I don't eat pork, right?" and went on to tell me he doesn't like the smell of bacon.

That kind of shit happens again and Im gonna burst out laughing at him and tell him too eat shit.

I think it might be time to tell him to stay away from me unless he REALLY has a roommate concern.

One more thing like that and we're going that route, and if he has something to say about Ill just tell him that's the end of the conversation and ask him if he needs me to go to the landlord and if he doesn't like that, I will.

I'm a clean and sober tenant who commits ZERO lease violations, unlike him, and I have rights.
 
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Ok, tell him that if he's going to be bitching like a woman he has to put out that booty (and you make this expression: :sup: )
 
ROFLSAUCE, lmao
Rogie I would but as well all know I'm a power bottom so I wouldn't be able to follow through for him!
 
It is a big deal though. Between that and the stalking me at 2 and 430 morning were on two major strikes and a bunch of little ones.

Also don't like the pepper disappearing.It cists a buck but I have ZERO tolerance for stealing.

I need to look forward to coming home.

One more major strike and I will professionally create the necessary space.
 
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