This black lady at work was chatting me up today at lunch telling me I have a good voice. Nice enough. She's said that a couple times. Then she goes on to tell me that she applied for social security and had a Dr.'s note but they said no and asked for a witness that lives with her to verify her condition. She said she lives alone so she couldn't provide that for them. Then she said she could involve me in it by telling them I'm her boyfriend and I could verify her condition.
I half abruptly said I'm saying out of it, but I appreciate it though.
She laughed and said "he said I appreciate it though" and marched off.
Cool story, bro.