Steves gets his life together

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I cannot unfortunately, Tullz. I am that guy that goes from store to store checking inventory and stocking up.

My name is Steves and I work for Trionworks Merchandising.

Very satisfying day all around.

First, word I'm hired.

Next, discovered possibly my favorite lesbian double penetration domination video on Xhamster. Oh MAN did those two angels make that little goddess delivery girl scream while orgasming! They never did get to the pizza! God bless them and everything that brought us together.

Then, I head to the Welfare office to get my food stamp card. It's loaded up with $366! Well it was at least until my celebratory popcorn, Dr Pepper and Cadbury Egg.

The egg really hit home!

Lez cuntinue to run goot, gents!
 
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Excuse me, I work for Driveline Retail Merchandising.

THAT'S who I work for.

And we do NOT fuck around, especially when it cums to lesbian domination double penetration porn.

Remember I said that.
 
At least he's not a stupid lardass pedo stiff with the most pathetic personality in the world that makes things up about his victims like them having multiple felonies and that can't get laid without paying for it.

Does it get any dumber than using someone else's avatar on a gambling forum? No, it doesn't.

That's a thing that I would want to kill itself, witch normally I wouldn't wish upon anyone.
 
Oh wow

Yes, sir!

:abc:
 
Too negative Eggs
You got the bottom or top bunk
 
Top

It's a pain in the ass

Yeah that's a negative nancy poem, forgot all about the lesbian domination double penetration vid when I wrote it
 
You need to kill yourself
 
Rapist yes, disgusting

At least he's not a pedo like Plommer though

THAT'S what people REALLY hate
 
Plommer walks by a children's park, scouting for sex and lunch money

A concerned mother maces him, burns his hideous face off then slowly stabs him to death
 
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What did Plommer's body say to God in Heaven as his soul was burning in Hell?

"Dude, no fair"
 
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What smells worse than Plommers armpits?

Only his disgusting pedo dick
 
What did Hitler say to himself in Hell?

Well, at least I wasn't spineless like Plommer
 
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What did the kids at the lunch table say to each other when seeing Plommer?

"Ew, why the fuck is that thing with it's bicycle seat lodged up it's lardass staring at us?"
 
What did the park ranger say when seeing a man lodge a knife into Plommers face?

"That man is a hero."
 
What on Earth is more disgusting than Plommer's appearance?

Only his personality.
 
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