Stevek fliets w hotties

stevek

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They for the most part don't seem to mind it, so I'll keep going.

Hottie cashier last night does a little dance while ringing me up. Instacrush. Gorgeous let's listen to Chance, relax and smoke a blunt anytime you want.

Teller at bank this morning and I agreed that this city needs a beach. A HOT one. Mark my words, I'm FUKKIN make that happen for her. Mark MY FUKKIN. WORDS.

Then the reindeer won't be angry anymore.
 

stevek

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Fucked up the title, of course.

You guys are used to that.

All posts will be correct after a few shots of whiskey, as usual.

I actually just spoke to the reindeer and they're good to go now.
 

stevek

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The 17 year old thing really didn't happen.

I don't care who wants me to commit to fiction.

Didn't happen, and never ever saying it did again.
 

stevek

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Alright now,

Here's the process when people combine bipolar disorder with alcoholism.Pre alcohol, I have delusions of paranoia. A group of people hate me, a certain person does,, whatever else..

I catch a a few shots or beer and the delusions of paranoia are gone..

I have 20+ shots and then I think I'm Bono or something - delusions of grandeur. Guess what, not signed so no money.

Now, Caleb Followill, lead singer or Kings of Leon, who passed out during the biggest tour in the world at the time (only by the night, of course) will tell you it takes him a good amount of alcohol to feel alright and play well.

No one made me make the knocked up 17 year olds thing. Why did I do it? When I'm drunk enough I think it's funny to make people think things that aren't true. A "bluff" If you will.

Dude this is real life, and hotties thinking you're an asshole that cheats on pregnant teenagers is NOT funny.

Plus, I need new clothes and a fucking shower.

You guys might be right, could be rehab time for this shit.

Alrighty then.
 

Matty

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Points for self-awareness

I was starting to get concerned about paranoid schizophrenia, but it looks like you're feeding/creating the voices, and not vice-versa.

Don't die Stevie. And keep fading the Habs this season.
 

roguejuror

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Here's the process when people combine bipolar disorder with alcoholism.Pre alcohol, I have delusions of paranoia. A group of people hate me, a certain person does,, whatever else..

I catch a a few shots or beer and the delusions of paranoia are gone..
Which you feel is worse?
 

stevek

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What needs to happen is medication for the bipolar as opposed to drowning it w alcohol.
 

Vegas Dave

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Stevie when you were in the slammer for that 30 days or whatever, did you sober up? Did you consider staying that way?
 

stevek

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Yes because no access to booze and no I didn't.

Now I'm more of a one beer a day guy though.

Still good amount of withdrawal getting to that, how its got to go though I guess.

Tbh I feel on point on close to half a bottle of jack. Less is withdrawal, more and 174 sightings occur :eek:.

Omg it's 174, everybody run!!!! :eek::eek::eek::eek:

The hotties have had it with 174 though, and let me tell you man- if they don't have time for him, then neither do I.


I will get a shower today, and then it. Is. OVER.
 
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Archie

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Yes because no access to booze and no I didn't.

Now I'm more of a one beer a day guy though.

Still good amount of withdrawal getting to that, how its got to go though I guess.

Tbh I feel on point on close to half a bottle of jack. Less is withdrawal, more and 174 sightings occur :eek:.

Omg it's 174, everybody run!!!! :eek::eek::eek::eek:

The hotties have had it with 174 though, and let me tell you man- if they don't have time for him, then neither do I.


I will get a shower today, and then it. Is. OVER.

did you ask around about PRUNO, though?
 

stevek

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did you ask around about PRUNO, though?
Just Googled that, ty.

Out there no chance at that because no common space or collies.

Just 3 meals a day, guards up the wazoo, a bunch of Coolios and a good bit of dickheads trying to pretend they run shit with a shitload of screaming babble, when you least want it.

A LOT of working out w no weights.

It's all good there to me because a nightmare cellie is the one thing I fear most. That would have to go all the way....Steves ain't no one's bitch.
 

stevek

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NO. MORE. HIT AND RUNS ON YOUNG GIRLS.

Game over.

I did find the one a nice Sharks coat today that'll make her smile, and she will look absolutely gorgeous in it.


True shit.

#formerdickhead

174 YOU. ARE. DONE.