rj, have you ever had a long term relationship?

[pico]

this girl i am seeing is driving me crazy. her phone is either off or she doesn't answer. i finally got fed up and gone out drinking with my friends, she calls me 1 am in the morning in this cute voice explaining she was taking a nap earlier and had her phone on silent. last time we went out, i saw a hicky on her neck. but she told me she is not seeing anyone...even her parents confirmed this. anyways, i am going to test her for syphilis before i fvck her bareback. i am having doubts whether i can handle hot girls. maybe i should just go for so-so looking girls to avoid all these drama. this girl reminds me of the last one i had. she is nothing but trouble. but the good thing is that i know how they are all alike and now i know what is coming.

 

[Mrs. X]

this girl i am seeing is driving me crazy. her phone is either off or she doesn't answer. i finally got fed up and gone out drinking with my friends, she calls me 1 am in the morning in this cute voice explaining she was taking a nap earlier and had her phone on silent. last time we went out, i saw a hicky on her neck. but she told me she is not seeing anyone...even her parents confirmed this. anyways, i am going to test her for syphilis before i fvck her bareback. i am having doubts whether i can handle hot girls. maybe i should just go for so-so looking girls to avoid all these drama. this girl reminds me of the last one i had. she is nothing but trouble. but the good thing is that i know how they are all alike and now i know what is coming.

*facepalm* Pico I offer free online therapy sessions. Let me know if you're interested.

 

[Bread]

this girl i am seeing is driving me crazy. her phone is either off or she doesn't answer. i finally got fed up and gone out drinking with my friends, she calls me 1 am in the morning in this cute voice explaining she was taking a nap earlier and had her phone on silent. last time we went out, i saw a hicky on her neck. but she told me she is not seeing anyone...even her parents confirmed this. anyways, i am going to test her for syphilis before i fvck her bareback. i am having doubts whether i can handle hot girls. maybe i should just go for so-so looking girls to avoid all these drama. this girl reminds me of the last one i had. she is nothing but trouble. but the good thing is that i know how they are all alike and now i know what is coming.

Early nominee for post of the decade.

 

[MrMonkey]

Hickeys! Do you say Hickeys! I mean we're only talking about Hickeys? God sometimes doesn't give hot girls large brains? Possibly not domesticated in knowing how to properly use a vacuum cleaner? Pico, the syphilis talk makes me believe you do live in China?

 

[Devilwoman]

I am sure she isn't seeing anyone else. Hickeys just appear. Really.

 

[rjt721]

Early nominee for post of the decade.

Post nearly put me to sleep until this line:

anyways, i am going to test her for syphilis before i fvck her bareback.

But yeah, that part more than made up for my initial boredom.

 

[Bread]

rjt why is Pico asking you about relationship advice?

 

[Blitty]

rjt why is Pico asking you about relationship advice?

Pico, are u asking rogue juror or rjt?


Also wouldn't you have to do the barebacking before you get tested for syphilis, or you will just take her word for it?

 

[betplom]

Pico don't let her watch ANY porn, she seems like the type of girl that could get pregnant from it.

(Of course she's fucking other guys pal, don't be so naive - hot girls = lots of cock)

 

[Matty]

she calls me 1 am in the morning in this cute voice explaining she was taking a nap earlier and had her phone on silent.

That kinda girl swallows. She's a keeper.

 

[Mrs. X]

That kinda girl swallows. She's a keeper.

I'm probably going to get more information than I really want but, is swallowing a better sensation or just hotter?

 

[pico]

I'm probably going to get more information than I really want but, is swallowing a better sensation or just hotter?

that means she likes you

 

[Tron]

Being really good at giving blow jobs >>>>>>> swallowing.


If you're really good at BJ's, swallowing is really not necessary at all. Can it be very hot? Sure. But if a woman gives a really bad blow job (yes there is a such thing as a really bad blow job) swallowing does not make up for the awful performance.

 

[Matty]

I'm probably going to get more information than I really want but, is swallowing a better sensation or just hotter?

I don't actually care what the girl does with it once it's in there. But there is something to say about a girl who IMs you from work saying that she misses your taste in her mouth. That enthusiam cannot be faked. And yeah, it's kinda hot. And by kinda hot, I mean I woulda married that girl had she not already been.

How's that for being a fag.

Go Habs.

 

[roguejuror]

yes I have pico man, i've been close to getting married twice

in my time in europe some eight years ago I was going to marry a french algerian gal in spain

some years later a brasileira

 

[Blitty]

I don't actually care what the girl does with it once it's in there. But there is something to say about a girl who IMs you from work saying that she misses your taste in her mouth. That enthusiam cannot be faked. And yeah, it's kinda hot. And by kinda hot, I mean I woulda married that girl had she not already been.

How's that for being a fag.

Go Habs.

Nice work matty! Did you drink pineapple juice before spraying up her tonsils like I taught you?

 

[PuckOff]

I'm probably going to get more information than I really want but, is swallowing a better sensation or just hotter?

Both!!!

Any female that doesn't swallow is a quitter and a quitter is a loser.

 

[betplom]