Retirement Thread

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what does it mean to be in retirement Mr. Durito?
 
It means Im gonna spend my days baking cookies instead of chasing lines.
 
durito
It means Im gonna spend my days baking cookies instead of chasing lines.
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:hattip: to you my good man. I'm far from that day, but hopefully it'll come sooner rather than later. I kind of need people to spend all this extra time with so I'll need to find some women to trick into having my kids.
 
Oh, I dont have any money or anything. I just dont care.
 
Well when I hit hard times I told the old lady to bring the money home. She then left for another guy.
 
reno cool
hopefully this will help your health :up:

I always said we should have professional gambler union, with dues to help struggling gamblers with $, lawyers, retirement funds etc..
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we're trying man
 
Her juror, Im taking tomorrow off. No posting. Dont like it, take it up with my union representative reno cool.
 
How? Lets get a racket going. I will send you 25 colombians, they will be homeless in exchange for 1k a month each. We make around a mil.
 
roguey's ears perk up :lmao:

the dole in norway equals about 60k a year, maybe a bit less now that the USD blows

or come here and go on the parent's dole: apparently 3k a month for one kid under 6 but since the fuckers don't give me a penny i can't confirm
 
Send me 3 hot Colombiana coke mules, D. We'll work out a price.
 
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