reno cool's quote thread

I have never watched down syndrome porn, but I have sat in a room getting stoned, while a deaf guy fucked a down syndrome chick in the other room

Those are magical sounds.

Put her on her stomach and start kissing her body. Work down toward her ass and kiss her cheeks. Spread the cheeks and take a whiff. If it doesn't smell like a rotting, open wound then start tossing that salad. I like to pretend that it is my first day in San Quentin and I need to put in work.

Then turn her over and kiss her. Let her taste her own ass.

I think the perfect opening line for you is:

" Hello, is your rent fully paid and up to date? "