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I have to go cut my ex's lawn tonight....

its not too big of yard. would take 10 mins with a push mower, but I only got hedge clippers.

anyone got a goat I can borrow?
 
RayRay
guy has faster fucking internet in the middle of nowhere than i do today...
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no kidding - i feel like i'm living in a mudhut after seeing that

rogueyyyyyyyyyyyyyy - i love youuuuuuuuuuuu
 
Archie
I have to go cut my ex's lawn tonight....

its not too big of yard. would take 10 mins with a push mower, but I only got hedge clippers.

anyone got a goat I can borrow?
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You cut your ex-gf's lawn? What's the story behind that?
 
I thought all guys just kept doing stuff for their ex's when they broke up..... no?
 
yeah I do that for him too, sometimes after cutting his grass...

I can't touch him with my body at all, just my mouth....I might get grass stains or blades on him...

Blitty I gotta run


make a "what kind of time do you spend with your ex poll"

thanks
 
Archie
I thought all guys just kept doing stuff for their ex's when they broke up..... no?
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Hell no. I have a very strict once you're an ex you're always an ex. I also remove all forms of communication and refuse to speak with you ever again.
 
I'll tell you what you don't do.

You don't watch her dog for her for four months and help store her shit in a locker space in your building that doesn't belong to you while she's out slobbing knobs.

Well you do that if you want to be rewarded with a $15 gift card to Subway. Up to you.
 
10am and drinking? Its football season man get to work.
 
fiveteamer
I'll tell you what you don't do.

You don't watch her dog for her for four months and help store her shit in a locker space in your building that doesn't belong to you while she's out slobbing knobs.

Well you do that if you want to be rewarded with a $15 gift card to Subway. Up to you.
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Did you purchase a meatball marinara sub with that gift card?
 
I haven't used it yet. It's a very special gift, I need to approach with caution.

I could go for some meatball, though. Not the sandwich, the girl with the phenomenal ass.
 
fiveteamer
I haven't used it yet. It's a very special gift, I need to approach with caution.

I could go for some meatball, though. Not the sandwich, the girl with the phenomenal ass.
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Fiver, I have been eating ass on the first date. I don't think thats normal. Any helpful tips, buddy?
 
Put her on her stomach and start kissing her body. Work down toward her ass and kiss her cheeks. Spread the cheeks and take a whiff. If it doesn't smell like a rotting, open wound then start tossing that salad. I like to pretend that it is my first day in San Quentin and I need to put in work.

Then turn her over and kiss her. Let her taste her own ass.
 
fiveteamer
I'll tell you what you don't do.

You don't watch her dog for her for four months and help store her shit in a locker space in your building that doesn't belong to you while she's out slobbing knobs.

Well you do that if you want to be rewarded with a $15 gift card to Subway. Up to you.
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:excl::excl::excl:

I'm sorry but :lmao:
 
fiveteamer
Put her on her stomach and start kissing her body. Work down toward her ass and kiss her cheeks. Spread the cheeks and take a whiff. If it doesn't smell like a rotting, open wound then start tossing that salad. I like to pretend that it is my first day in San Quentin and I need to put in work.

Then turn her over and kiss her. Let her taste her own ass.
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you in CA fiver?
 
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