Random thoughts

[MrMonkey]

Matty do this diet with me for 30 days:

Wait a minute! WTF is this? Rito needs to diet? Give us your updated stats!

 

[MrMonkey]

Just saw something that screams play the Phils tonight! Told MrsM the possible play last night and she said "no way!" Perfect storm situation, off today but local team is not, 10 PM start, right alcohol level by 1st pitch!

Of course Phils bats are in a coma, can't hit lefties ........ but Lee pitched 10 scoreless innings last time out in SF, but they didn't score and lost!

thank you

 

[Blitty]

 

[Matty]

 

[MrMonkey]

This guy will hit one in the water tonight! Boat people, pay attention!

 

[bacon]

Wow. Everytime I feel like I am having a bad day I'll remember this.

Poor dude, that just shouldn't happen.

 

[Mudcat]

I have no sense of humor regarding testicles in peril or distress.

 

[bacon]

I have no sense of humor about losing my main laptop and truck in the same weekend.

 

[roguejuror]

What happened to the green truck?

 

[bacon]

Bad tire/wheel on the purple truck getting it fixed. Laptop died the same way it did before. No fun Rogie no fun.

 

[Matty]

Da fuk is that diet dorito? You're paying for a fokken diet plan?

 

[MrMonkey]

LOL Blitty awesome pic ....... IMO this guy has been in that situation before .........

mister monkey how handsome is this man

........ possibly was in the very near future after this pic was taken! First off, very handsome indeed RJ! (no homo) Look at the semi-facial appearance of the lovely lady in the background! She's going to have her fun! Then look at the facial of the man knowing their going to get squeezed eventually! No pain no gain my friend!

 

[Matty]

 

[roguejuror]

 

[bacon]

You were like a dream in comparison to all the others
With your speed and efficiency at managing tasks
Matty's was stolen mine is broken
Now you're up there in laptop heaven
I'm always going to miss you my beautiful Asus I7.

 

[Blitty]

AKA :idontgetit:

 

[Matty]

RIP ibacon7

They replaced mine with a used, prehistoric Core 2 Duo

Typing on it right now

POS

 

[bacon]

Ouch Matty

Quad Core over here

Please shoot me, thank you