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[betplom]

LMFAO!!

 

[Matty]

1960 corner of Bloor & Spadina

Oh wow, great pic.

Matty has been living at spitting distance from there for the last 1.5 year. Moving west to Bloor & Ossington in a month though. Rent is 50% off vs. the Annex.

 

[wal66]

You guys are saying Aquaman and it's Aqua Man because he is a swimming with the dolphins, shark wrangling, mermaid humpn' MAN!

You want to create controversy Marvel Comics, make The Hulk a roid ragen' shirt rippn' ass poundn' fag.

 

[reno cool]

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fuck off yisman, you enigma!

 

[roguejuror]

that battle really is an enigma, even plommer is clueless as to why how it started

 

[Archie]

love fishing!

 

[Mudcat]

I had an incident at work today. During morning break I set down my muffin and one of the guys started reaching in that direction.

Turns out he wasn't actually reaching for my muffin; there was a bunch of stir sticks in a cup behind the muffin and he wanted a stir stick. That's what he was reaching for, not my muffin.

Anyway I chopped his arm off with a machete.

 

[Matty]

I had an incident at work today. During morning break I set down my muffin and one of the guys started reaching in that direction.

Turns out he wasn't actually reaching for my muffin; there was a bunch of stir sticks in a cup behind the muffin and he wanted a stir stick. That's what he was reaching for, not my muffin.

Anyway I chopped his arm off with a machete.

 

[Mudcat]

Obviously I accept some of the blame for what happened but people also need to be aware of their surroundings. It was a mixed berry muffin. People need to respect the space around it.

 

[Matty]

Apartment on top of mine is for rent and I'm in charge of finding a suitable tenant (in return for a free month's rent :scooooore

This lovely girl, who's moving here from Chicago, just came by to see the place. Solid candidate. Everything about her is fine. She's quiet and mild-mannered, a trust fund kid with not a worry in the world.

But fuck.

She doesn't shave her legs. I'm talking about full-length, Matty-like leg hair.

I feel weird about this. I feel like I need to warn my landlord.

I'm sorry but I can't vouch for that.

 

[Tron]

That's fucking disgusting.

 

[Matty]

I KNOW.

What the fuck is wrong with these women?

Stop making me feel shallow and just shave the fokken things already.

 

[Blitty]

Is that pic really her?

 

[Tron]

We're guessing, no.

 

[Blitty]

Thought maybe it was a facebook pic or something...prob not

 

[Blitty]

It kind of looks like fivers face..

 

[Tron]

It kind of looks like fivers face..

 

[Matty]

Picture is there for illustrative purposes. Girl's leg hair is actually dark like mine.

(Again, illustrative purposes. Not me.)