Random thoughts

[Mudcat]

Man I could use some money. I'd like to go grab some money but money is expensive.

 

[Mudcat]

500 is the new 400.

 

[roguejuror]

New 5 Euro notes out today.

 

[Matty]

Soon all our bills wil be plastic. I don't like them.

 

[senco78]

Well played Mattayyyy

I am that assclown who needs crab 3 nights a week and will only drink Jack but yeah we don't pay an extra buck for the english muffins fok that

Same...
accidentally went off girl woking register at Ryans last night
when she asked if i wanted cash back on my card to leave tip.
Fuk you i just paid $50 for 2 adults n 3 kids for a shit buffet snd cold yeast rolls.
Naw no tip for poor wattress that labored to bring our drinks

 

[senco78]

RIP iPad Mini

Knee drop to the screen

Obliterated

A neighboring parent seems to think im responsible
for buying her grandson s new Ipod touch.
Ultimatum is sueing me
see ya n court cunt

Some accident happened b/t our boys and
Ipod was dropped.
Short story kid was in way purposely of
other kids jumping bikes. He took a handlebar shot
to ribcage and dropped it.

 

[Badnina]

I would suggest not gifting guns to 5-year-olds either. But that's just me.

Nina we need you to weigh in on this.

if it shoots out water...great gift for the hot, humid south.

 

[bacon]

A neighboring parent seems to think im responsible
for buying her grandson s new Ipod touch.
Ultimatum is sueing me
see ya n court cunt

Some accident happened b/t our boys and
Ipod was dropped.
Short story kid was in way purposely of
other kids jumping bikes. He took a handlebar shot
to ribcage and dropped it.

Get the neighbor talking about it which he/she probably already is. Counter for Defamation for much, much more than this douche is going after you for.

Weeeeeeeee

 

[Cami]

A neighboring parent seems to think im responsible
for buying her grandson s new Ipod touch.
Ultimatum is sueing me
see ya n court cunt

Some accident happened b/t our boys and
Ipod was dropped.
Short story kid was in way purposely of
other kids jumping bikes. He took a handlebar shot
to ribcage and dropped it.

Senco!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

People are stupid. Her kid/grandkid sounds like a tool.
I got new coffee creamer, doesn't taste a thing like it smells. :(

 

[reno cool]

sounds perfect case for judge judy

 

[bacon]

The perfect case for Judge Judy is a pine box.

 

[Mudcat]

I have 11 magnets on my refrigerator and none of them are doing anything now and I don't remember any of them ever doing anything.

 

[Matty]

disregard females

acquire fridge magnets

 

[Mudcat]

Chubby people are moving into my building right now. There are a bunch of chubby movers out there. I don't know which are tenants and which are helpers but they are all chubby. Pretty sure a couple of them are twins. Same face, same chubby.

No one is morbidly obese but there is a lot of waddling around with feet a little too far apart due to chubby legs.

It's like, come on people. You're only in your 20's. Stop it.

All chubby.

 

[Cami]

Chubby - is a state of being that I hate the most.
Thin/skinny - you care, you put out the effort, you likely are healthy.
Chubby - trying to care, but makes excuses as to why they don't do better.
Fat/obese - threw in the towel and doesn't give a fok.

At least thin or obese people have made a choice, chubby people are like ehh.....I dunno....

 

[Matty]

I'm fat.

 

[Blitty]

Matty, are you like crazy Lou fat these days or what..?

 

[Matty]

Hovering around 225. I don't really look it cause I put it on evenly. But I'm fat.