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Matty
BTW - the GF caught the bouquet.

I repeat.

She caught the bouquet,

:ohmy:

Then she came up to me with a sly grin on her face.

"I caught the bouquet. Remember that shit."

:ohmy::ohmy:
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I bought some premium beers.

The first was Cerberus. Very good, a little strong for my taste.

The second is Celebrator. Amazing beer. Drink this beer. I would drink this beer out of Rosanne Barr's asshole if it was the only way to get it.
 
So I am at the grocery store picking up a few things including the fixins for my lunch sammiches for the week. I tend to rotate my meats and I figured it was about time for turkey. So I go up to the deli counter and there are about 5 different kinds of turkey.

Out loud I say, "Hmmm, mustard-rubbed roast turkey. I wonder what that's about."

With astonishing speed, the woman is holding a small piece of said turkey in my face. A sample.

Oh right. They can do that. I always forget about those sorts of possibilities.

Anyway, I am basically grateful and I try it out and it is good. I order 400 grams.

Only problem: I spend the rest of my grocery-shop with a hunk of turkey stuck in the problem spot of my teeth. I probably could have anticipated that if I had thought it through. I could have avoided chewing on that side or whatever. But there was no time to think. The piece of mustard-rubbed turkey was suddenly just RIGHT THERE!

It's like, FOK!

Fortunately I keep tooth picks and dental floss in my car. So the annoyance only lasted for the stay at the grocery store and not the subsequent stops. When you have a problem spot like me, dental stuff in the car is a must.



PS - the kaisers were unusually small this week. Don't like that.
 
stevek173
:10:

I bought some premium beers.

The first was Cerberus. Very good, a little strong for my taste.

The second is Celebrator. Amazing beer. Drink this beer. I would drink this beer out of Rosanne Barr's asshole if it was the only way to get it.
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Ima make myself some tatankas today. Polish bison grass vodka + apple juice.

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Hmmm good.
 
Problem is, when you buy extra meat for your lunch sammiches - but then the kaiser rolls end up being quite small of diameter - you end up with these stubby sammiches. Sammiches are supposed to be wider than they are tall but these are tall and thick.

Like chodes.

Chode sammich.
 
Think I'm going to give up coffee. I love coffee but it has gotten out of hand.

Think I'll taper off this week - I'll have to taper because I would definitely have withdrawal if I went cold turkey - and just keep reducing until consumption reaches zero. Then stay there.

That is the theoretical plan at this point.
 
rito
Yes. I would like to wager that you will not in fact quit drinking coffee.
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This brings up an interesting dynamic. If I bet, I will almost certainly win. I have quit drinking coffee before - for years at times. It is not that hard for me.

If I don't bet, I may very well not give up the coffee because, you know, who really gives a shit? It's just coffee. It's the only bad habit I have left. The amount I drink is probably not healthy but I don't even particularly want to live a long life so what do I care about that? Go ahead - be a bit unhealthy. I would probably start smoking if it wasn't so expensive and completely useless.

Sure, I have reasons to quit - or I wouldn't have brought it up - but it's not that big a deal one way or the other. And I really do love coffee.



So that is the basis of this discussion



BUT - suppose I bet and win? I won't want to collect because . . . I dunno. I don't want your money.

So in that sense, having the bet is the same as not having a bet - so I might lose. Although if I lose I will insist on paying - so it's almost like being free-rolled. But of course the answer to that is, just don't lose.




What were we talking about again?
 
Mudcat
Problem is, when you buy extra meat for your lunch sammiches - but then the kaiser rolls end up being quite small of diameter - you end up with these stubby sammiches. Sammiches are supposed to be wider than they are tall but these are tall and thick.

Like chodes.

Chode sammich.
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Sounds like Something that would get Teela drooling

poop
 
Finsishing my review of four Premium beers:

Maredsous Abbaye - Sbdij Triple
Not the Celebrator but close. Very nice beer. I don't think I'm a "Tripel" guy or a "sipper". If you are, I highly recommend this.

Old Foghorn by Anchor Brewing Company not a fan. I like some of their other brews so I was surprised much as I was at Newcastle's excuse for s summer ale this past season.

Not recommended.
 
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