Random thoughts

[Mudcat]

Muddy, Romania's borders with Ukraine, the eastern one is so chic-y but the northern one is still my favorite. Do you concur?

Obviously.

 

[betplom]

I have no idea. That's my point. I have never been able to judge. I would have thought Fabio was pretty ugly but look at the life he has had.

My endorsement is worthless.

But I would guess Daft is good looking, yes.

Sorry Daft.

 

[Mudcat]

Let's talk about how I judge the physical good-lookingness of men.

I can recognize if a man is improperly groomed (bad teeth/hair like half the people where I work) and I can recognize obesity. That stuff looks bad to me. So I drop those men down to the bottom of the attractiveness continuum.

As it turns out, that is a significant percentage of the male population.

Now some of the men still standing will have tattoos and piercings. They are off the island. And there is stuff like rampant zits/blatant deformities/whatnot. Same boat. I find that cigarette smoking looks very ugly so if I see that, same boat.

I am somewhat aware of bad facial hair. That is a subjective thing of course but certain facial hair will catch my attention in a negative way. Off the island.

So what you have left is all the men who are clean/tidy and reasonably fit. They are basically all on the same level to me. I would not say I find them attractive but it is the top level anyway.

From what I have seen, Daft is on that level.

It is very rare for one of those men to stand out to me, good or bad. So to see a guy who is one of top heartthrobs in western society right now and have an actual - man that's an ugly guy - reaction, seemed very random thoughtable.



And that is the story with that. I'm glad we had this talk.

 

[MrMonkey]

OK, so Muddy what your saying is I was all wrong with breaking Dafty's stones bout constantly looking in the mirror at himself! He has good reason then! He can't help himself! Gotcha ya! :

 

[Mudcat]

Is that what I said? I didn't know I was saying that but if you say so.



Meanwhile, this is what a good-looking guy looks like these days I guess

 

[Mudcat]

Mind you, I can't say I am completely blown away with Kristen Stewart's beauty either. She's alright I guess.

Perhaps standards of beauty are shifting right under my aging nose.

 

[reno cool]

Muddy Elvis was considered very good looking if that helps you any the guy in your picture has too big/round a face, pale skin and lousy side burns.

 

[Mudcat]

Why is it when people are presenting pics of a young child, they so often find is necessary to include several pics of that child messy with food all over his/her face?

Here's the thing: don't do that.

 

[Blitty]

You don't find that sort of thing adorable, Muddy?

 

[wal66]

Let's talk about how I judge the physical good-lookingness of men.

I can recognize if a man is improperly groomed (bad teeth/hair like half the people where I work) and I can recognize obesity. That stuff looks bad to me. So I drop those men down to the bottom of the attractiveness continuum.

As it turns out, that is a significant percentage of the male population.

Now some of the men still standing will have tattoos and piercings. They are off the island. And there is stuff like rampant zits/blatant deformities/whatnot. Same boat. I find that cigarette smoking looks very ugly so if I see that, same boat.

I am somewhat aware of bad facial hair. That is a subjective thing of course but certain facial hair will catch my attention in a negative way. Off the island.

So what you have left is all the men who are clean/tidy and reasonably fit. They are basically all on the same level to me. I would not say I find them attractive but it is the top level anyway.

From what I have seen, Daft is on that level.

It is very rare for one of those men to stand out to me, good or bad. So to see a guy who is one of top heartthrobs in western society right now and have an actual - man that's an ugly guy - reaction, seemed very random thoughtable.



And that is the story with that. I'm glad we had this talk.

This much effort, clearly you're gay sir.

Superficial and gay. You kicked all the average guys off the island and imported no women just so you could have an island of hot guys all to yourself.

Muddy, me and all the other fat guys, hairy guys and even those smoker guys are floating back to the mainland where all the women are.

 

[Blitty]

Let's talk about how I judge the physical good-lookingness of men.

I can recognize if a man is improperly groomed (bad teeth/hair like half the people where I work) and I can recognize obesity. That stuff looks bad to me. So I drop those men down to the bottom of the attractiveness continuum.

As it turns out, that is a significant percentage of the male population.

Now some of the men still standing will have tattoos and piercings. They are off the island. And there is stuff like rampant zits/blatant deformities/whatnot. Same boat. I find that cigarette smoking looks very ugly so if I see that, same boat.

I am somewhat aware of bad facial hair. That is a subjective thing of course but certain facial hair will catch my attention in a negative way. Off the island.

So what you have left is all the men who are clean/tidy and reasonably fit. They are basically all on the same level to me. I would not say I find them attractive but it is the top level anyway.

From what I have seen, Daft is on that level.

It is very rare for one of those men to stand out to me, good or bad. So to see a guy who is one of top heartthrobs in western society right now and have an actual - man that's an ugly guy - reaction, seemed very random thoughtable.



And that is the story with that. I'm glad we had this talk.

Good looking people generally have balanced facial symmetry. Objective fact.

 

[Bread]

So you're gay for metrosexual types.

I prefer guys that have a bit of ruggedness going before I consider putting my supple lips on their throbbing, yet ever-so-willing cocks.

But this is what makes life unique, eh?

 

[Blitty]

So you're gay for metrosexual types.

I prefer guys that have a bit of ruggedness going before I consider putting my supple lips on their throbbing, yet ever-so-willing cocks.

But this is what makes life unique, eh?

Not my preference, but its the general philosophy throughout history. I learned about it in anthropology class or something.

Most actors and celebrity's are symmetrical. Applies to men and women.



Personally, I think the 2-face villain from Batman is kind of studly..

 

[Mudcat]

I just don't find men attractive. The best I can do is a plug them into the more-or-less mathematical formula I have described and come up with an assessment.

I'm trying to think of any guy I have ever seen that made me think, that is an attractive guy. There is only one coming to mind and I am not happy about it but it's true. Tom Cruise. I mean after he got his teeth fixed up post-The Outsiders. I would see him on talk shows or whatever and I would think, okay I can see that.

Freaking whackjob.

There have probably been others but I can't think of one at the moment.

 

[Mudcat]

I have heard the theory about the symmetrical faces too. My ex used to talk about it. I remember her talking about some scientific study where they determined who had the absolute most symmetrical face.

It was probably something reported by People magazine or whatever but let's pretend it is real.

Who would care to guess what man has the most perfectly symmetrical - and therefore attractive - face. It is a celeb.

 

[Bread]

TOM CRUISE?

:lolololmaoomg:

That's rich.

 

[Mudcat]

Robert Pattinson sure doesn't have a symmetrical head. He looks like a split level bungalow or something.

 

[choo]

Robert Pattinson sure doesn't have a symmetrical head. He looks like a split level bungalow or something.

fwiw posting a picture from one side of his face doesnt really help us come to your same conclusion