Fukkin tooth is a little bully. It's all like you're fine, no pain. Hah, here's some mild pain. Alright you're good. Nope, here's excrutiating pain right now, you might have to go the emergency doctor. Nope you're good. Etc. etc. Like a little bully giving me on and off levels of inner mouth noogies.
Frozen vegetable compress ineffective.
What an asshole.
We brought in $35 worth of Advil for nights and Tylenol for days.
If that doesn't work we'll see if those college girls from the hotel have any good X.
Uber Eats with a good job handling my food stolen by the delivery girl on a bicycle. I'm in a hotel literally right across the street from the taco place in the lobby (can't leave premises but have promo code that makes the pricing work out), she makes no attempt to call me and tells them she couldn't find where I am - even though she reports the food delivered.
I did benefit 5 uber dollars from the experience, but I'm still hungry.
This bitch stole my food. On a bike. In freezing cold weather.
Last night I dreamt about a Picante Sauce salesman who approached a restaurant owner asking if he wanted to buy Picante Sauce. The restaurant owner said he had some Picante Sauce he bought a month ago. The Picante Sauce salesman asked if the month-old Picante Sauce still worked.
“Just a second,” said the owner. He yelled out to his patrons, “PIC?”
Actually Ubereats refunded more so on an order of $14 which Keoni jacked (on her bicycle on the freezing cold) I was refunded the amount of the order including tip both to my CC and in uber bucks. A DOUBLE refund. Impressive.
As for Keoni, they kept it PC, stating "the delivery person did not follow our delivery guidelines and was unable to complete this delivery." In other words "yeah she jacked yo shit and we took care of it."
I'm sorry to say this but I do think it's over between me and Plaza Pizza.
Tastes real good going down but that's twice now that I thought I was going to shit myself following eating it, this time the next day. Tastes real good going down but how about an hour commute on subway and bus full of high school kids round after round of clenching to avoid horrifying disaster.
I have to end it.
I enjoyed our time together and I wish you well, Plaza.