Random thoughts

[roguejuror]

MATTY LET'S BE WILD

Gotta lose a few kilos.

 

[roguejuror]

That's right, selfie time!

Heard about this one? The deaf translator didn't really know sign language and was just making shit up during the Mandela thing.

[LIVELEAK]2b2_1386765728[/LIVELEAK]

 

[Matty]

Yeah I saw that. Unreal! He's just making the same moves over and over.

Guy has some Gamelive blood in him.

 

[bacon]

Saw this too and laughed my fucking ass off. This guy's got cajunes the size of Montana and I love the no reward all risk business model of him doing this

Should be GL admin imo. Now.

 

[IAG]

Just saw that on the news. Crazy!!!!

 

[Matty]

Do you believe in God?

 

[IAG]

Who me? Yes.

 

[Matty]

It's a link. Click it.

 

[bacon]

Do you believe in God?

"Theres got to be something divine behind the smooth, sweet taste of cream soda."

Change cream soda to beer and that's fokkin perfect.

 

[IAG]

Orange state answer was lame.

I bet you could do that whole map better Matty. Redo it. Oh wait, you're one of those Canadian types aren't you? Nm....someone else do it. I can't. I'm geographically challenged. I bet Casper could.

 

[Matty]

I think the answers and states were associated more or less randomly. The Onion's goal is to make fun of everyone, not specific groups.

 

[Matty]

 

[bacon]

That looks EXACTLY like something Tosh would put on his fb.

As a matter of fact, I'm submitting that shit to him, u fok.

 

[FreeFall]

Gotta lose a few kilos.

Matty how big are you. This is serious business.

 

[Matty]

228 as of this morning.

225 if I hold in my breath and wiggle the scale just right.

So 225.

 

[IAG]

wiggle the scale just right.

hahaha I've done that before. That's not that big. How tall are you?

 

[Matty]

5'11" and one half, as confirmed by an esteemed member of the insurance trade

 

[Blitty]

Matty is 5' 11.5"