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On The Record: Archie

1: Archie, if you could have a session with anyone past or present and analyze them, who would you have on your couch?

2: I have always considered myself to have a high threshold for pain but after witnessing you jumping around on a severely damaged ankle it made me wonder, are you injecting the juice?

3: Youve been the one to psycho analyze others but if you were a patient who would you choose to be your psychologist?

4: In keeping with your training Im gonna throw out some band names and you associate a sexual partner you would do with each band.

Foreigner
Chicago
REO Speedwagon
Jay Geils Band
KC and the Sunshine Band

5: The PIRATES have made the World Series and its Game 7 but Big Al is going into labor, which event are you attending live?

6: Ok lets get GameLive involved here. Members of GameLive are to take part in your wedding, who will be the Best Man, Ring Bearer and Pastor? Who will be the entertainment for the bachelor party?

7: Bread ignored this question so maybe youll go through with it. You and Big Al have agreed to try swapping, which GameLive couple are you guys gonna swing with?

8: Do you think you will ever attend a GameLive mini-Bash?

9: Choose any 5 random GameLive posters and associate them with a famous historical figure, actor/actress or icon.
 
Okay this is gonna be lame and boring....sorry i'm sober


On The Record: Archie

1: Archie, if you could have a session with anyone past or present and analyze them, who would you have on your couch?

oh wow, first of all i'd never use a couch. that's like freudian psycho analysis stuff..... mostly I counsel kids, while playing pool, ping pong, driving, ect.... I would be interesting in talking with a crazed psycho like charles manson as a kid and see if he already had tell tale signs of the way his life was heading... maybe Hitler or Dahmer would be my second choices

2: I have always considered myself to have a high threshold for pain but after witnessing you jumping around on a severely damaged ankle it made me wonder, are you injecting the juice?

I've actually never took steroids, the closest I came was some pro-hormones a few years back that supposedly were one chemical reaction away from a type of steroid. I'm definately not on anything now. I'm pretty chubby and out of shape. I've always had a high pain threshold for big pains. like I once ran a 1500 meter race in high school for junior olympics 2 days after cracking my collar bone. I was in a sling, but it was the last qualifer in my region. I have alot of other stories like that. but give me a hang nail or a paper clip or a pimple that my gf is popping and I cry bloody murder

3: Youve been the one to psycho analyze others but if you were a patient who would you choose to be your psychologist?

InTheHole, because he understands the gambling addiction and the number 1 thing that a counselor needs is to "know thyself. and I feel from what i've read from him, that he has spend alot of time in introspection. Secondly I'd pick a guy by the name of William Glasser. "creator" of Reality Therapy

4: In keeping with your training Im gonna throw out some band names and you associate a sexual partner you would do with each band.

Foreigner
Chicago
REO Speedwagon
Jay Geils Band
KC and the Sunshine Band

I don't quite understand this, do mean I pick one of the band members to screw or anyone in the world to their music?

5: The PIRATES have made the World Series and its Game 7 but Big Al is going into labor, which event are you attending live?

I think Big Al would understand if I missed it.... that's what video cameras are for..... I went to game 2 of the Pirates vs Braves NLCS in 91 I think it was.... they won, but lost the series of course. The next year we bought world series tickets...we said screw the NLCS we wanna see the big show..... well they haven't had a winning season since then

6: Ok lets get GameLive involved here. Members of GameLive are to take part in your wedding, who will be the Best Man, Ring Bearer and Pastor? Who will be the entertainment for the bachelor party?

Mudcat will play the guitar, Patty Venditto has already been invited as the flower girl (true story), Plommer can bear the ring, Vegas Dave would give a touching best man speech I think, and throw a low key bachelor party, Wal66 I'd like you to share a few words, RogueScholar was in Seminary for a bit so I'll let him be the Pastor, plus he has emailed my real life Pastor, so there is that connection. I would like Fiver and Bread to crash the wedding very drunk, and I would like Daft to come and arrest them for trespassing

7: Bread ignored this question so maybe youll go through with it. You and Big Al have agreed to try swapping, which GameLive couple are you guys gonna swing with?

well there aren't alot of couples to choose from. Mrs. X and Mr. X might be fun. 2nd place couple would be CougarBait and Brock Landers

8: Do you think you will ever attend a GameLive mini-Bash?
Prob only if it was in Chicago or a few hrs away.

9: Choose any 5 random GameLive posters and associate them with a famous historical figure, actor/actress or icon.

Mudcat-Gordon Lightfoot and the man in my avatar
Nina- Delta Burke
Casper-Hemingway
Fiver- Rivers Cuomo
Rogue Juror- Miggy Cabrera or starlin castro
 
4: In keeping with your training Im gonna throw out some band names and you associate a sexual partner you would do with each band.

Foreigner- Teela
Chicago-Teela
REO Speedwagon-Cougarbait
Jay Geils Band- Teela
KC and the Sunshine Band- masturbation