New Years Resolutions part II

[bacon]

Here are my New Years Resolutions:

To find Elliot Spitzer a younger girlfriend.

To get Miley Cyrus a good set of balls to wreck.

To not "like" every picture with a family and a dog in it just because it's the "grown up" thing to do.

To lose 50 pounds of fat and gain 50 pounds in currency.

To be the "Tony Robbins" of selfies and become the selfie self help guru.

Get waxed

Donate money to the charity Allysa Milano advertises so Sally Struthers can eat again.

Stop trying to find Groupons for Adderal.

Lastly, find Ed ONeil (Al Bundy) and convince him I am his illegitimate son.

 

[Cougar Bait]

I think you got that last one

Just practice the hand in the pants bit

Who am I kidding you've probably got your hand in your pants right now

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Good stuff Bacon!!

 

[bacon]

correct Coug

yeah Casp I didn't even mind that you saw that, copied it and pasted it word for word on your Faceboook

you're a good writer and imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so I thank you for that

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

correct Coug

yeah Casp I didn't even mind that you saw that, copied it and pasted it word for word on your Faceboook

you're a good writer and imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so I thank you for that

 

[roguejuror]

sounded like casper after the third line

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

sounded like casper after the third line

I don't know why.