Matty Rain In Italia

[Matty]

High speed trains are the shiz

Why can't we have that between big North American cities

 

[Archie]

High speed trains are the shiz

Why can't we have that between big North American cities

where would the US get the money for that?

 

[Matty]

where would the US get the money for that?

They could start by closing the strait of Hormuz to make the price of gas skyrocket and then un-teach the silly Suburban American Dream.

 

[Matty]

Toronto Raptors in the Milan metro

 

[Archie]

They could start by closing the strait of Hormuz to make the price of gas skyrocket and then un-teach the silly Suburban American Dream.

listen we are gonna give the military 200 billion and if anything left over we will do some research into the idea

 

[Matty]

Had to pay 60 EUR (10 EUR per adult per day) city tax just gor the privilege of staying 3 nights in a dingy undersized room with stained sheets. 820 Canadian dollorz plus the aforementioned city tax. Unbelievable. Not a great first impression.

 

[Matty]

Milanese women are all dressed and caked in makeup like they're getting ready for a Vogue photo shoot. Whether they're ugly or not.

 

[Blitty]

Airbnb is better option than hotels in most of Europe..

How did the train prices compare to flying budget airlines? Used to always be way more expensive.

 

[Matty]

Hasn't Airbnb become a huge scam where people expect you to clean for them, and then they still charge you a huge cleaning fee? Fuck that. Our room in Rome was quite good.

The Milan hotel room is pretty shit but the location is good. Other central options were super expensive, and we did look at short term rentals (VRBO and the like.)

We just had aperitivo along the canal in Milan, was really good and surprisingly affordable. Had a nice glass of Langhe. I'm quickly warming up to Milan, totally different vibe compared to Rome.

Apologies for the barrage of typos, I'm trying to be quick and efficient feeding this real-time travel content to multiple channels at once.

Those round cobbles feel like stepping on Legos.

 

[Matty]

Some hot fokkin models on the streetcar ride home from the canal, holy shit boys. Even the wife commented on it.

Even the bike shares are stylish

 

[Blitty]

I’ve never had to clean after staying at a few dozen of them. The prices have been mare transparent in recent years.

Vrbo is tha same concept. They might be more strict with fees.

Coke/pepsi comparison between those two

 

[Matty]

So those tiny Fiat parked sideways are legally considered scooters/motorcycles. They're made of plastic. 😅

 

[Matty]

Duomo di Milano

I knew we were about to see a big-ass church, but this my friends is one big-ass church

 

[roguejuror]

Milano is much nicer, right?

 

[Matty]

It's a lot more relaxed and friendly despite being super stylish. Love it. I would live here.

 

[Matty]

I just realized that the moon is rotated clockwise here vs what it looks like back home. The little crescent is almost at the bottom of the moon here whereas it's more to the right at home.

Cool story bro

 

[Matty]

Anyway here's Wonderwall

 

[Matty]