Matty 20

[roguejuror]

I wonder how much the roommate knows about us

 

[fiveteamer]

Matty talks to real people about gl. She knows much.

 

[Blitty]

Matty talks to real people about gl. She knows much.

What's he thinking?

Fiver, if any of our bitches knew we were on here we'd be dogmeat!

 

[Tron]

We are laying the wood and taking fiveteamer.

 

[rito]

Matty talks to real people about gl. She knows much.

Real people

 

[CaliGirlNY]

sometimes i like you guys a lot more than i like "real people".

 

[fiveteamer]

People ask me how I know him and I'm like

"Uh...kind of like, through mutual friends".

Like I'm going to explain this shit to a normie.

 

[Blitty]

People ask me how I know him and I'm like

"Uh...kind of like, through mutual friends".

Like I'm going to explain this shit to a normie.

Fuck normies. Internet people are the bomb yo.

 

[fiveteamer]

Yeah but I can't have sex with you guys

 

[roguejuror]

Cue in mister monkey. 3. 2. 1.

 

[CaliGirlNY]

actually teamer, you could have sex with plenty of GL members, I'm sure, not just Teela and me.

 

[Blitty]

Yeah but I can't have sex with you guys

Yea sex with normies rules!

 

[Matty]

actually teamer, you could have sex with plenty of GL members, I'm sure, not just Teela and me.

:weeeeeeeeeeeeeee:

 

[Mudcat]

So lemme see. If I am putting the info together correctly, we are right at the halfway point with 8 of the 20 pound goal met. 12 more pounds needed in a month.

But there are reportedly many issues in the dressing room.


fiveteamer a clear favorite at this point.

 

[Matty]

Breakfast - tuna on low-fat crackers
Lunch - Small Honey Bourbon Chicken Sub @ Quiznos
Afternoon snack - Raspberries & blanched almonds

Dinner will be some kinda steak with a shiload of roasted green kale on the side.

I'm back to power-walking to and from work, 2 miles each way.

And all I really need is to reach 195, after which I can cut water weight like a boxer by gorging on water 2 days before the final weigh-in, then having nothing but a lightweight protein bar on the last day.

In other words, fuck y'all.

:

 

[rito]

New line
-150/+145

 

[Matty]

I wonder how much the roommate knows about us

I tell her everything.

I mean, she doesn't know about every last one of y'all cause she really doesn't care that much, but if she did I'd tell all.

I am not MrX.

 

[Blitty]

Matty, I went HUGH on your line. If its a close call at the end, I might have to fly in a with a few 8 balls, so that we can go on a bender and keep you food-less for the last week.