Let's talk about wildlife

plommer

Everybody's Got a Price
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Jan 27, 2010
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Blitty I'm pretty sure they eat all those critters in TN pal. Deep fried in batter usually makes it taste good.

You're welcome.
 

Blitty

guitartown
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Is this fokin guey serious??!

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Blitty

guitartown
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Did some research boys.

These things can do devastating destruction to the integrity of my structure.

I bought a trap. I baited it with cantaloupe.

If the humane method doesn’t work, I’m gonna drop a bunch of double bubble, which will deteriorate his digestive system.

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Blitty

guitartown
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I just saw him eating grass 6 feet from the trap 🪤


Cantaloupes not cutting it.

Just added some banana.


This motherfucker.
 

stevek

Viva Las Vegas
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Cocky little fucker.

Not sure if you have a firearm but....

Groundhogs are permitted to be shot if they are causing damage by encroaching into personal property. Worldwide, wildlife has protection under strict laws and regulations. ... Thus, shooting nuisance groundhogs on personal property is justified. Groundhogs belong to the rodent family.
 

Blitty

guitartown
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I have a 9mm.

My HOA might frown on me firing that thing all over the place.
 

Blitty

guitartown
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I stayed up all night to do surveillance.

In the photo you’ll notice the trap near the vermin’s entrance point under the stairs.

He somehow bypassed the trap, and continues to parade himself on my lawn in the background.

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