Just Had A Date Walk Out On Me

[bacon]

Jaysus that's fucked up.

Where did you meet this girl man? How long had you known her? What was she eating?

Maybe her ass exploded and she had to flee.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Jaysus that's fucked up.

Where did you meet this girl man? How long had you known her? What was she eating?

Maybe her ass exploded and she had to flee.

She had chicken fingers and fries and 4 glasses of wine.

Nah, she had it planned. No emergency.

 

[bacon]

#blittydoppleganger

well played you little hussy, well played

Casper I'm sorry that happened to you man, that's so fucked

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

I'm not upset about it. I found it funny actually. Thanks though Bacon.

I just wish I hadn't bought her dinner.

 

[bacon]

Np.

I do want to point out that I still think it's funny Blitty did this and that this girl did this to you as well. Nothing personal, you said it first.

I hope you see her out "yo bitch where the fuck my chicken fingers at"

on the odd chance that happens that'd be a classic video

 

[Blitty]

The chick I did it too was a total bitch.

She had some guy calling in threats to me for weeks. Lol.

 

[bacon]

that just went from funny to hilarious.

 

[roguejuror]

online date?

 

[Blitty]

yep

 

[Cougar Bait]

I'd count this as a blessing. Just think what would have become of that later. No way it could have ended well. This is a win IMO.

 

[sadcat]

ala Andy Rooney, we need "the rest of the story."

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

ala Andy Rooney, we need "the rest of the story."

Nothing else to tell. It was a first date. I met her when I went online for 3 weeks when I first got to Charlotte. I wasn't really keen on going on a date with her but finally I had a free night and I was like ok.

She looked older in person. She tans way to much. She had fake tits, but still not big enough IMO. She ate fucking chicken fingers for dinner and had said earlier in our conversations she was a picky eater. Like I said before, I didn't shed a tear when she didn't return. I think around midnight I had a slight tinge of "why me" but that was fleeting.

Had a great talk with the bartender and talked up a cool couple from NY. Watched my Sox win as well.

Good night. Worst thing was bleeding through my shoes.

 

[Cami]

What in the hell happened there?

 

[bacon]

she was menstruating and he shoe'd her

 

[Cami]

 

[roguejuror]

What in the hell happened there?

casper gonna casper

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

What in the hell happened there?

I had these pair of boat shoes and they began to scrape at the back of my heel. By the time I got home last night, I has bled through.

No pain until I took off the shoe and took a shower.

 

[Cami]

Oooo...I hate it when that happens.