joke thread

[pico]

what is easier to pick the heavier it gets?





women

 

[rjt721]

0 Matty Rains

 

[Mudcat]

oh dear

 

[Cougar Bait]

:

 

[roguejuror]

lol

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

LOL. I liked it too, RJ.

 

[Matty]

I chuckled.

6 Matty Rains

 

[Tron]

Why did the Mexican Army only send 5000 troops to the Battle Of The Alamo?





They only had 2 vans.

 

[rjt721]

lol

Don't encourage him.

 

[rjt721]

Cougar's title made me laugh. 7.6 Matty Rains.

 

[Saulty]

It depends. A 110 lb chick is harder to pick than a 90 lb chick.

 

[roguejuror]

Why did the Mexican Army only send 5000 troops to the Battle Of The Alamo?





They only had 2 vans.

:

 

[roguejuror]

dreamed I was a muffler last night
woke up exhausted

lol

 

[Tron]

Did you hear about the 2 car pile up at Walmart?




50 Mexicans died

 

[Acid Joe]

Why do black people not have dreams?


The last one who had a dream got shot.

 

[Saulty]

What do you call a Mexican on the moon?

A problem.

What do you call all Mexicans on the moon?

Problem solved.

 

[betplom]

Q: What's the definition of a queer Jew?
A: Someone that likes girls more than money.

 

[Tron]

What do you call a Mexican on the moon?

A problem.

What do you call all Mexicans on the moon?

Problem solved.

Why don't mexicans cross the border in 3's?

Because it says no trespassing