Joke of the Day

[roguejuror]

Why did the hoagie lose its job?

Got fired for insubordination

That is a Stevek173 original and yes anyone here may reuse it to impress people

lol can't wait for your stand up act

 

[BlackJack]

Q. Why did they monkey fall out of the tree?

A. He was dead.

Q. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

A. He was stapled to the monkey.

 

[stevek173]

Nice, I like the squirrel follow up.

You seem like a chill dude welcome to Gamelive, Blackjack. Cami and I landed some jokes this wekend on her phone for my attempt at a stand up act. Very raw stuff we'll be posting them in here.

 

[Cami]

Sup Blackjack, Nice to "meet" you. Enjoy your stay.

 

[stevek173]

One Googledrive gets in a fight with the other and says
"im gonna throw everything at you but the kitchen sync!"

 

[Matty]

One Googledrive gets in a fight with the other and says
"im gonna throw everything at you but the kitchen sync!"

 

[stevek173]

As good as your 1987 Grammy speech eh, Bono?

Bono face palm pic

 

[SoV]

One Googledrive gets in a fight with the other and says
"im gonna throw everything at you but the kitchen sync!"

Studies show that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.



What do priests and Santa Claus have in common? They both leave little boy's rooms with empty sacks.

 

[stevek173]

Studies show that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

 

[stevek173]

That's a cat's favorite button on the dvd?

Paws.

 

[Gilmartin]

One-armed butlers – they can take it but they can’t dish it out

I’ve got a friend who has got a butler whose left arm is missing; serves him right

 

[roguejuror]

a 4 yr old told me this today

why did the cookie went to the doctor?

because it crumbled

 

[Cami]

That's cute Rog!

 

[Carducci]

They can smell it but not eat it

Well done. That is hilarious, by the way.

 

[Saulty]

 

[CaliGirlNY]

I call bluff

 

[Matty]

Yeah. The first people to walk by him woulda figured out his predicament and would've offered help.

I think.

 

[stevek173]

Same Bono, same.