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Why did the hoagie lose its job?

Got fired for insubordination

That is a Stevek173 original and yes anyone here may reuse it to impress people

lol can't wait for your stand up act
 
Q. Why did they monkey fall out of the tree?

A. He was dead.

Q. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

A. He was stapled to the monkey.
 
:lmao:

Nice, I like the squirrel follow up.

You seem like a chill dude welcome to Gamelive, Blackjack. Cami and I landed some jokes this wekend on her phone for my attempt at a stand up act. Very raw stuff we'll be posting them in here.
 
Sup Blackjack, Nice to "meet" you. Enjoy your stay.
 
One Googledrive gets in a fight with the other and says
"im gonna throw everything at you but the kitchen sync!"
 
One Googledrive gets in a fight with the other and says
"im gonna throw everything at you but the kitchen sync!"

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As good as your 1987 Grammy speech eh, Bono?


:lmao: Bono face palm pic :10:
 
One Googledrive gets in a fight with the other and says
"im gonna throw everything at you but the kitchen sync!"

:bee:

Studies show that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

:bee:

What do priests and Santa Claus have in common? They both leave little boy's rooms with empty sacks.

:bee:
 
One-armed butlers – they can take it but they can’t dish it out

I’ve got a friend who has got a butler whose left arm is missing; serves him right
 
a 4 yr old told me this today

why did the cookie went to the doctor?

because it crumbled
 
Yeah. The first people to walk by him woulda figured out his predicament and would've offered help.

I think.