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Stouffers To Include Suicide Prevention Tips On Single Serving Frozen Meals

Stouffers says the suicide prevention tips are available on all single serving microwavable dinners whether you enjoy veal parmigiana alone or beef stroganoff alone. - The Onion

" the purchase of a mac and cheese for one may be a cry for help"

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The saddest book ever?

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7-Eleven: Yes, we sell rolling papers



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just lie back and think of england



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Papa Johns "No healthcare, better pizza!"

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Red Robin: When you don't want to spend much taking the kids out, but you need alcohol


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Motel 6: calling coffee a continental breakfast since '65


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Under Armor Clothes. Why actually exercise when you can just look like you plan to exercise ....eventually

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TGI Fridays: Thank God it's Friday so I can spend the rest of the weekend on the toilet

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lol. Thanks for the money

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Axe: Signaling everyone else that you just aren't ready to be in a real relationship yet.

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Delta Airlines: Because Fuck you, that's why



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World of Warcraft: Eleven million virgins can't be wrong


Boner showed me his world of Warcraft collection over the weekend. He has an entire shelf full of them.

His wife was very embarrassed.

He's officially a bigger GL nerd than Matty.
 
try to make it always under same settings

Hot pockets? When I used to eat them they would always be cold in the middle and blazing hot cheese even following directions and using that pouch. I am physically scarred from that shit. lol. good times

I love this place

steak and shakes new late night menu.

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Steak and Shakes new late night menu. Yeah we know you are high

I thought this stoner marketing would work with the fully loaded nachos at taco bell
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Motel 6: Its 2 am and you have a prostitute, we'll leave the light on.

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KFC: would you like a side of racism with that?

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Red Lobster: come for the biscuits, stay because you want more fucking biscuits

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Plenty Of Fish, well whales specifically.

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La Quinta: Spanish for "Next to Denny's"

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Apple: You're dumb enough to pay extra for a pretty laptop,phone, pad etc. and we want to make money, let's help each other out.

Apple - Spend More, Do Less, Look Cool

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Dominos: For people who don't like pizza
 
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Radio Shack- Buying a pack of batteries? Whats your address?

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Jack in the box- Because you are drunk and you are broke

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Lululemon- Made by men for men

Lululemon see through yoga pants recalled

http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2013-03-28/what-lululemons-yoga-pants-recall-reveals

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Fiji- If you love the taste of water and hate money, try Fiji.

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Gamestop- you think your game is worth HOW much?!??

Gamestop- Best I can do is 10% of its value in store credit.

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Sonic- No mustard on that burger? Tough shit you're getting mustard
 
I just finished reading some articles on snowden

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Verizon Wireless: "When we say we have a Share Everything plan, we really mean we share EVERYTHING."

lets expand these cable providers

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Time Warner: Did we say we were coming at 1? We meant Fuck You.

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Ruth's Chris "Annnnnnd now you're wallet's empty."

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Monsanto: Soylent Greed

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Pepsi : you dont have coke? sigh. yeah thats fine

these are real ads for real companies

an ad for an english language school in lsrael

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aquarium in london

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gym reminder

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burrito place that compares newborns to the size of burritos

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My space now you're somebody I used to know


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T-Mobile - "We'll give you this phone for free. You'll just have to pay for it in the bill."

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Facebook releases new post-NSA-Prism-leak privacy settings

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Obama and nsa checking out gregms results on the gamelive mlb contest

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laughing at gregms search history

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checking out gamelive gif thread

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