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Plommer you have plenty to offer Cuban woman. I suggest sticking to them.
 
rito
Plommer you have plenty to offer Cuban woman. I suggest sticking to them.
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Plommer has no intentions of giving up his Cuban fun, pal.
He is looking for something/someone to do in betweeen jaunts to the communist haven.
 
Have you considered retiring to another country?
 
rito
Have you considered retiring to another country?
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Only socialist European ones.

The plan is to retire/die in my favourite country in the world, my home country.

:canada:
 
Gooo Plommayyy!! The record would show more than a handful here have had some adventures online. Please be sure to keep us updated!
 
Plommer makes a great communist.
 
shessh why are we talking about death and where to die. This got morbid fast.
 
Might as well do as I am doing Plommer. Having some business cards made up to hand out to the ladies when I'm out.

Business card #1:

You're gonna hate yourself tomorrow anyways, might as well love me tonight.

Business card #2:

You're gonna have regrets, might as well make some count.


Gonna give the humorously pathetic a try.
 
you already tried that. Go with insulting them and pretending to be smart. :dunno:
 
tell them with you it's not how deep you fish but how you wiggle your worm

tell them you work soft and play harder

tell them you like the cold side of the pillow
 
tell them you're so laid back you're horizontal

tell them the others just rented their heart, you can own it
 
tell them you may not be perfect, but you're perfectly you

tell them you believe in awesomeness and you accomplish it everyday

tell them you're bubbly
 
Tell them you live in a 5,000 sq ft mansion. (The bare walls are intentional - no distractions, it's all about you and I baby.)
 
fischayyy!!!

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