Feeling sad, nobody to talk to.

[Matty]

I never forget when this fucker sanded his face.

Rough. You should gradually use finer grits until you achieve a mirror finish. I got some micromesh sheets I can send you pal.

 

[Pecos Bill]

Reminds me of a girl I used to know. Always wanted pity. Self-pity, pity from others - it was like food to her.

It was a strange relationship. Like she would whine to me things like, "I haven't eaten in two days."

I didn't think it was helping her to give her pity so I would say in the most direct possible terms, "I don't have pity over things you do to yourself on purpose. Do you understand? I don't have pity for you right now."

But you could tell she thought I was lying and was really feeling pity. That made her happy.

In case you're thinking maybe she was anorexic and I should have been more sensitive, no. She actually had eaten in the last two days. It was all just an idiotic game. The not eating thing is just an example. She had all kinds of things she would say that she imagined were pitiable.



I would occasionally suggest that her life could become better by just making a little effort but the truth is, I don't know what a conventional life could offer that would have given her more enjoyment than she got from being a sadsack thinking she was getting pity from everyone.

I guess it could be worse.

 

[Bread]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dood if nothing else, you're one of a kind.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Um that was horrible.

And the last one you posted was bad as well.

 

[Rubyn]

Fucking disturbing.

 

[Bread]

That is indeed pretty damn disturbing. What's wrong with that guy's feet???

 

[Cougar Bait]

That is indeed pretty damn disturbing. What's wrong with that guy's feet???

I think they are suffocating a small child.

 

[senco78]

I never forget when this fucker sanded his face.

gotta fill the nail holes first with some putty, actually bondo works great
finish off with a palm sander and some 220 grit.
smooth as a babys ass.

 

[Mrs. X]

Originally Posted by InTheHole View Post
I never forget when this fucker sanded his face.

Wow, Pecos Bill invented Microderm abrasion. Awesome. Don't hate, it's tough to be an early adopter.

http://www.skinabrasion.net/

 

[Bread]

Juror I feel like you would appreciate this song/video. Holler back.

 

[Fu Manchu]

bread had been waiting diligently for over three years to bump this.

 

[Mudcat]

German is such a beautiful language.

 

[Fu Manchu]

ive always found it somewhat aurally offensive.

 

[Mudcat]

It's like a delightful combination of retching and horking.

 

[Fu Manchu]

the perfect language to accompany scatological porn

 

[Cougar Bait]

http://forums.eog.com/online-sportsbooks-and-gambling-discussion/

In case anyone is interested, this link contains malware. Not surprising that a Pecos Bill thread contains malware I guess.

 

[Tron]

I do not recommend this as a daily affirmation.

Post Of The Decade.

 

[Mudcat]

I have to confess, I started rereading the thread post-bump, and I cracked myself the fuck up with that.