Drunken "oops" moments

[Blitty]

classy move by a classy gal..

 

[Fu Manchu]

so there is beef between cali and blitty now i gather? anyone care to fill me in?

 

[Blitty]

Not really - we frens.

We live 7 minutes from each other.

 

[Mudcat]

The question just came up the other day. I said this:

They have had a thing going on for awhile now. Blitty puts out some bait - Cali takes it. Blitty puts out some more bait - Cali takes it.

They are quasi-pseudo-miffed at each other, while also being very important to each other.

It's very sweet.

 

[Fu Manchu]

oh

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Cali is jealous of Blitty's girl, Fischy. That's all.

 

[Blitty]

This. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 

[CaliGirlNY]

I don't care for Blitty.

 

[Cami]

so there is beef between cali and blitty now i gather? anyone care to fill me in?

I said they had a falling out, and now they act like a couple of hotforeachother13yearolds.

Now, as for what really went down, who knows. It is what it is.

Sometimes their arguments amuse me, sometimes they annoy me.

meh. whatevs.

 

[Cami]

Lol, actually, I called JL and we went out for a really nice dinner.

bwahaha!

Did she know where the cash came from? Then or now?

 

[CaliGirlNY]

bwahaha!

Did she know where the cash came from? Then or now?

oh yeah my phone call was something like this:

"Hey, so you know how I went out with that guy last night? Well we got bombed. I went home with him. the dude fucking passed out before he even got his pants off. I'm like 'Fuck this' and peaced out, but, as I was leaving my purse spills on the floor so I'm scrambling to pick my stuff up without waking the dude... anyway I accidentally scooped up $200 of his. Wanna go to dinner?"

 

[CaliGirlNY]

Why were there wads of cash on the floor?

I'm thinking it fell out of his pocket or off the side table?

 

[Cami]

oh yeah my phone call was something like this:

"Hey, so you know how I went out with that guy last night? Well we got bombed. I went home with him. the dude fucking passed out before he even got his pants off. I'm like 'Fuck this' and peaced out, but, as I was leaving my purse spills on the floor so I'm scrambling to pick my stuff up without waking the dude... anyway I accidentally scooped up $200 of his. Wanna go to dinner?"

Serves him right! (jk) Real talk though....I'm surprised he even remembered it was you!

 

[CaliGirlNY]

Right and it was like 2 or 3 days later - really weird.

 

[Cami]

Having a dude pass out ON you....sounds really crappy....I'd be pissed, I woulda smacked him.

 

[CaliGirlNY]

he was like "im gonna shut my eyes for 2 minutes - my head hurts" im like "uhm ok..." and he rolled over and went to sleep. He was sooooo drunk, he was slurring etc. I reached down to feel his cock and there was nuthin'. He was too drunk to get it up. Then that'swhen he said that. im thinking he was embarrassed.

 

[Cami]

THIS, is why I never ever went home with a random dude from a bar, late night.

Oh have I got stories for you....

In all honesty though, as much as I laugh at my old self....I am so glad I don't have to deal with that anymore.

If they can't get it hard....you'd think they could at least get you off....you know how...

Thank God for Bacon.

 

[FreeFall]

I get rather drunk often where I can't get it up. Sorry ladies.