Drunken "oops" moments

[RayRay]

probably never crossed your mind that he had to get trashed in order to put up with you and would rather sleep than fuck you... all depends on how you look at it i guess...

 

[MrX]

The whole scenario is a disgrace. Wads of money on the floor. Purses spilled all over. Flaccid cocks. What are you people doing over there?

:shudder:

 

[CaliGirlNY]

probably never crossed your mind that he had to get trashed in order to put up with you and would rather sleep than fuck you... all depends on how you look at it i guess...

all depends how you look at it. It was a one night stand. shit happens. we met late at night and both were already drunk

 

[kato]

The whole scenario is a disgrace. Wads of money on the floor. Purses spilled all over. Flaccid cocks. What are you people doing over there?

:shudder:

good say

 

[mcbaseball10]

I left a bulova watch at a girl's house and then texted her six months later. She said she lost it in the move.

 

[Cami]

Six months is a long time, Sup McB?!

 

[mcbaseball10]

Living the American dream Cami. Tell Stevie I miss him.