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Drunken "oops" moments

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bwahaha! :cami:

Did she know where the cash came from? Then or now?

oh yeah my phone call was something like this:

"Hey, so you know how I went out with that guy last night? Well we got bombed. I went home with him. the dude fucking passed out before he even got his pants off. I'm like 'Fuck this' and peaced out, but, as I was leaving my purse spills on the floor so I'm scrambling to pick my stuff up without waking the dude... anyway I accidentally scooped up $200 of his. Wanna go to dinner?"
 
oh yeah my phone call was something like this:

"Hey, so you know how I went out with that guy last night? Well we got bombed. I went home with him. the dude fucking passed out before he even got his pants off. I'm like 'Fuck this' and peaced out, but, as I was leaving my purse spills on the floor so I'm scrambling to pick my stuff up without waking the dude... anyway I accidentally scooped up $200 of his. Wanna go to dinner?"

:lmao: Serves him right! (jk) Real talk though....I'm surprised he even remembered it was you!
 
he was like "im gonna shut my eyes for 2 minutes - my head hurts" im like "uhm ok..." and he rolled over and went to sleep. He was sooooo drunk, he was slurring etc. I reached down to feel his cock and there was nuthin'. He was too drunk to get it up. Then that'swhen he said that. im thinking he was embarrassed.
 
THIS, is why I never ever went home with a random dude from a bar, late night.

Oh have I got stories for you....

In all honesty though, as much as I laugh at my old self....I am so glad I don't have to deal with that anymore.

If they can't get it hard....you'd think they could at least get you off....you know how...:winkwink:

Thank God for Bacon. :174: