CaliGirlNY
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FreeFall
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My brother knows the guy who stole the cat. Small world. He was telling me about this last week when we went to a comedy show.
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mcbaseball10
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Does your brother know that the guy he knows that stole the cat is actually a girl?
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Fu Manchu
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CaliGirlNY
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no for real - what happened to the cat?
Fu Manchu
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i'm sure it's in the best of hands
RayRay
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thats nothing... try banging an older broad with 2 of her kids walking around in the room... were they hiding behind a little tree in the hotel room? i cant remember 
roguejuror
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yap, oops he did it again
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Did fischnasty knock that broad up?
Were her mulado kids hiding behind real plants or plastic ones?
What was the verdict on that?
Were her mulado kids hiding behind real plants or plastic ones?
What was the verdict on that?
Fu Manchu
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not sure. never gave my last name, so there would be no way to contact me. potted plants were most likely plastic.
mcbaseball10
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Sorry pal, your sperm doesn't need a last name.
Cami
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I had a friend that when drunk, stole a bird bath on our way home....never did figure out why. Although it was returned to it's rightful owner.
CaliGirlNY
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I usually lose things, not take things.
But once my friends and I went into a super fancy hotel's fitness center and stole work out balls, a big stick thing, and some other stuff under our winter coats and we walked right out the front door.
There was no purpose to this, we just wanted to see if we could do it. And we did, successfully. I still have a yoga mat from that night.
The other night my friend took a fire extinguisher from a bar. Successfully.
I once went home with a guy who passed out on top of me before even starting foreplay. I was annoyed so I gathered my purse, which had spilled open on his floor, and left. It wasn't until I looking in my purse to pay the cab that I realized I scooped up $200 in wadded cash, (two $100 bills folded inside a $5 bill) that was mixed in with my purse contents when it spilled on the floor. It was a one night stand and I left without saying anything... So I didn't text him or anything saying anything about the money b/c I was embarrassed. About 3 days later he texted me asking if I saw or took any money from his apt.... I never wrote back.... It was super awkward and I didn't want to see him again. I AM NOT PROUD OF THIS.
But once my friends and I went into a super fancy hotel's fitness center and stole work out balls, a big stick thing, and some other stuff under our winter coats and we walked right out the front door.
There was no purpose to this, we just wanted to see if we could do it. And we did, successfully. I still have a yoga mat from that night.
The other night my friend took a fire extinguisher from a bar. Successfully.
I once went home with a guy who passed out on top of me before even starting foreplay. I was annoyed so I gathered my purse, which had spilled open on his floor, and left. It wasn't until I looking in my purse to pay the cab that I realized I scooped up $200 in wadded cash, (two $100 bills folded inside a $5 bill) that was mixed in with my purse contents when it spilled on the floor. It was a one night stand and I left without saying anything... So I didn't text him or anything saying anything about the money b/c I was embarrassed. About 3 days later he texted me asking if I saw or took any money from his apt.... I never wrote back.... It was super awkward and I didn't want to see him again. I AM NOT PROUD OF THIS.
Cami
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Cali's an asshole. You thief! Cali what did you spend that money on?
CaliGirlNY
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Lol, actually, I called JL and we went out for a really nice dinner.
MrX
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Why were there wads of cash on the floor?