Do you know your neighbours?

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I live in a building with about 33 units and, other than the superintendents, I couldn't tell you anyone's name. The one guy down the hall might be Dave.

Actually I know the names of about 6 dogs and 1 cat that live here. But not the owners. Typical me.

I am very cordial and polite with everyone - and vice versa - but I guess I am just not a social butterfly at all.

I have lived here over 10 years.



Do you know your neighbours?
 
House to the left has some weird black people. Me and Matty Rain kinda met granny one night. She was out in the middle of the street doing a weird dance in the rain. At least we're both pretty sure we saw that, but who knows.

House to the right has a loudmouth puerto rican who thinks he can beat everyone's ass. heard him getting into it with backyard neighbor one day thru my window and he kept shouting things like "do you know who i am?!? you don't know me! What's up with these stupid white people in Florida??"

I make a strong effort to stay clear away from him. there is nothing good that could come out of me making eye contact with this dirtbag.
 
Cosmo Kramer had a solution for such a dilemma once.
 
I know my neighbours to the left and right of me. My neighbour to the left of me (the wife) is a nosey older cunt and I blame my wife for getting too "chummy" with her. She's friendly, but she asks way too many personal questions for my liking. The neighbour to my right is ancient, but very frinedly and not nosey at all. A younger neighbour directly across the street is a good fella, 29 years old, typical hard working Canadian boy who owns his own business and also manages a restaurant at the same time.

I have a neighbour 2 houses to my right who for whatever reason used to have no problem blowing snow (he snow blows the ancient neighbours driveway for her) in my yard and on my house. This came to end when I had to confront the fucker after a few rocks shot out of the snowblower and hit my siding.

I have a neighbour also across the street who is a huge fat bitch who is a chain smoker. One Xmas eve I had the fireplace on and was burning old wood and apparently it was shooting sparks out of my chimney. A week after xmas eve me and the younger neighbour (the hard worker) were shooting the shit and she came up to me and said "hey do you own that house?" I said "I sure do." And she said "on xmas eve there were a lot of sparks coming out of your chimney it looked like fireworks." Me and the young guy just looked at each other like what a dumb, lazy cunt. I then looked at her and said "wow good thing my house didn't burn down with me and my family in it. I had no idea my chimney was throwing off so many sparks that it looked like fireworks." Sh ejustshrugged her shoulders and walked away. About a month after that she rang my doorbell one morning and asked me if she could call CAA becuase she locked her car doors with the car running. At teh time I had a moment of weakness and invited her in until the CAA dude arrived. At least I got a thank you fo rit. I was still pissed at the fact she was too lazy to come over and bang on my door to let me know about my chimney on xmas eve. I had to come up with a plan to get back at her. This winter we got a decent snow storm and the lazy cunt was out shovelling while I had my snowblower out in full force. The snow plow went by and dumped about 4-5 feet of snow in her driveway. So I go over and snowblow out her neighbour next to her. This dude often gives me a polite wave and I said to myself FUCK this fat chain smoking cunt and just ignored her.

OK I have to stop. Part of my therapy is that when I start to feel myself getting aggressive I have to change my focus so I have to stop ranting.
 
Good Lord Pucky if I knew you had this much pent up anger inside of you I would've never went running all around the casino with you last year. You scary!

:kiss2:
 
There's a good turnover in my building - about half the units are studios that are rented by McGill students. I know these people by their wireless networks' names.

Other than that, I'd say I know the names of maybe 10 of my 220 immediate neighbours. I regularly talk to at least 20. I should make an effort.
 
Pucky, you sound like a miserable cunt, pal.

I thought east coast dudes were laid back.

You sound like a big city boy.

PS: I know Mudcats neighbors, they mention they hear the name "Jenny" being cried out alot from his apt.
 
Pucky, you sound like a miserable cunt, pal.

I thought east coast dudes were laid back.

You sound like a big city boy.

PS: I know Mudcats neighbors, they mention they hear the name "Jenny" being cried out alot from his apt.

I'm not a miserable cunt anymore Jewbacca the JewBag. I dislike lazy chain smoking cunts that's all. My house could have burned down and all this lady had to do was come over and ring my door bell to let me know my chimney was almost on fire. Any sane/normal person would have done so.

It's not like I live in the hood yo!!!
 
OK I have to stop. Part of my therapy is that when I start to feel myself getting aggressive I have to change my focus so I have to stop ranting.

Here's a little help to change your focus:

 
I'm not a miserable cunt anymore Jewbacca the JewBag. I dislike lazy chain smoking cunts that's all.
You have me convinced (you are not a miserable cunt anymore).

It's not like I live in the hood yo!!!
What does a nice house (with a chimney) in Nova Scotia sell for these days, $40K?

I see you replaced Sushi Puck with Peter Puck, well done sir, yo -yo -yo.:cigar:
 
muddy, interesting question...

my neighbors around my house are as fucking strange as it comes... theres a church band director and his family who live across the street (white people) and his 2 20something yr old daughters both have little black kids (a fathers fucking nightmare imo)... i have some german neighbors who cut their yard maybe once every other month (kills my house value) and another neighbor who spends all night in his garage (possibly a meth lab, i dunno)

i also have an apartment that i use for work and stuff... my neighbors there are nacho, pancho, jose,etc.... you get the idea...none of them speak more than a few words of english... and theres at least a half dozen that live in every apt. around me... nothing is normal anymore
 
Typical ignorant upper Canadian
I have never been anywhere in Canada east of Montreal.

I know there are at least a few hundred thousand people in the Maritimes.

Forgive me.
 
We're trying to have notre ami Pucky face his demons Rogatien. That or trigger an epic e-meltdown, as he pleases.

Please don't do this to me Matty. I need to have a good weekend on the home front so please don't try to set me off.