I know my neighbours to the left and right of me. My neighbour to the left of me (the wife) is a nosey older cunt and I blame my wife for getting too "chummy" with her. She's friendly, but she asks way too many personal questions for my liking. The neighbour to my right is ancient, but very frinedly and not nosey at all. A younger neighbour directly across the street is a good fella, 29 years old, typical hard working Canadian boy who owns his own business and also manages a restaurant at the same time.
I have a neighbour 2 houses to my right who for whatever reason used to have no problem blowing snow (he snow blows the ancient neighbours driveway for her) in my yard and on my house. This came to end when I had to confront the fucker after a few rocks shot out of the snowblower and hit my siding.
I have a neighbour also across the street who is a huge fat bitch who is a chain smoker. One Xmas eve I had the fireplace on and was burning old wood and apparently it was shooting sparks out of my chimney. A week after xmas eve me and the younger neighbour (the hard worker) were shooting the shit and she came up to me and said "hey do you own that house?" I said "I sure do." And she said "on xmas eve there were a lot of sparks coming out of your chimney it looked like fireworks." Me and the young guy just looked at each other like what a dumb, lazy cunt. I then looked at her and said "wow good thing my house didn't burn down with me and my family in it. I had no idea my chimney was throwing off so many sparks that it looked like fireworks." Sh ejustshrugged her shoulders and walked away. About a month after that she rang my doorbell one morning and asked me if she could call CAA becuase she locked her car doors with the car running. At teh time I had a moment of weakness and invited her in until the CAA dude arrived. At least I got a thank you fo rit. I was still pissed at the fact she was too lazy to come over and bang on my door to let me know about my chimney on xmas eve. I had to come up with a plan to get back at her. This winter we got a decent snow storm and the lazy cunt was out shovelling while I had my snowblower out in full force. The snow plow went by and dumped about 4-5 feet of snow in her driveway. So I go over and snowblow out her neighbour next to her. This dude often gives me a polite wave and I said to myself FUCK this fat chain smoking cunt and just ignored her.
OK I have to stop. Part of my therapy is that when I start to feel myself getting aggressive I have to change my focus so I have to stop ranting.