Cursed AI

[Cougar Bait]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2023125409982980464

 

[Tron]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2023125409982980464

“We don’t fully understand it”

When you get re-raised on the turn and you’re holding 2 pair, you “don’t fully understand it”

But you fold because you likely have the worst of it. These assholes playing with fire should fold.

 

[roguejuror]

Prompt: I want to wash my car. The car wash is 50 meters away. Should I walk or drive?

If the car wash is only 50 meters away (about half a football field)… definitely walk.


Here’s why:

🚶 Walking (Best Choice)​

• Takes about 30–45 seconds
• No fuel used
• No extra engine wear
• No awkward “drive 3 seconds, park again” moment
• Slight bonus: a few extra steps for your day

🚗 Driving (Not Worth It)​

• You’ll spend more time starting the car and parking than actually moving
• Cold starts increase engine wear
• Uses fuel for basically nothing

Unless it’s pouring rain, freezing cold, or you have mobility issues, walking makes way more sense.

these things are still basic if-this-than-that formulas, it's the motherfuckers running it who are the danger

 

[Cougar Bait]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2024217206796517424