Comedy Class

[Blitty]

I went to a standup show last night and saw a prom for improv classes. It was something that I considered in the past, because other people told me they enjoyed it. I don't think I would be any good because I'm shy, awkward, and get social anxiety.. But figure I'll give it a go! It should be fun and whats the worst that could happen. I like being thrown into uncomfortable situations.

Already trying to think of some material. I figured there is a lot of topics from this forum that I could incorporate.



What are some funny happenings that have happened here??












Also I'm gonna try to pretend I'm muddy whenever I have to perform, because I always read his posts as if he's telling them like a stand up comedian.

 

[Blitty]

This is one I've been working on recently..:


5 THINGS TO SAY TO A GIRL IF YOU DONT EVER WANT TO SLEEP WITH HER

1. You're so hot! (any variation of this)
2. Damn, you're so pretty!
3. You have the sexiest body ever
4. I love you
5. You're my dream girl

5 THINGS TO SAY TO A GIRL IF YOU WANT TO SLEEP WITH HER

1. What? Sorry, I wasn't listening
2. ...
3. So, you're really wearing that, huh?
4. Yeah, whatever.
5. Come over.

 

[PuckOff]

you have to incorporate sticking ecstasy up a girls ass into any routine. Then move on to a guys ass routine. Can Blitty do it...... yes he can!!!

 

[bacon]

I like where this thread is headed a lot.

 

[Cami]

Bacon, it's time, you must share with Blitty the number one rule for being a good comedian...

drum roll please...

 

[roguejuror]

How much time they give you?

 

[bacon]

That shit is patented.

 

[roguejuror]

Also I'm gonna try to pretend I'm muddy whenever I have to perform, because I always read his posts as if he's telling them like a stand up comedian.

Sometimes I try to think like Muddy too.

 

[Mudcat]

My initial thought:

You talk about standup and you talk about improv. Very different things to my way of thinking. Standup I find interesting. I seriously think I might try to do some standup writing after I finish my music project. Not that I would perform it myself but the writing seems like something I could possibly do.

Improv mostly just pisses me off.

 

[kato]

in a pinch use lobster boy

papa george works as well

pucking hockey

 

[roguejuror]

coral way

 

[kato]

oh hell yes

irish would bring the laughs

 

[Matty]

Isn't improv more about group interaction? One of my exes did it semi-seriously, she even toured France with her troupe. She was mostly a bench player though. She sucked.

Good luck Blisster. I liked doing that shit in school for the same reason you mention - it forces you out of your comfort zone.

 

[gregm]

can you use props blitty, set up a computer like tosh.O You could open up talking about acting and improv and what not to do. You need to involve the audience ask them to list the worst films they have ever seen and go from there by showing a few examples to the audience. turkey time gobble gobble

Ever After (1998) "A bird may love a fish, signore, but where will they live?"

- "I love you. I really love you."
- "Ditto."
Sam Wheat (Patrick Swayze) to Molly Jensen (Demi Moore) in Ghost

"It's turkey time."
- "Huh?"
- (Looking down) "Gobble, gobble."
Ricki (Jennifer Lopez) to Larry Gigli (Ben Affleck) in Gigli (2003)

"I have come here to chew bubble-gum and kick ass - and I'm all out of bubble-gum."
George Nada (Roddy Piper) in They Live (1988)

"...they may take our lives, but they'll never take - our FREEDOM!"
William Wallace (Mel Gibson) to his men in Braveheart (1995)

"You take care, kid. It must be weird, not having anybody cum on ya."
(Al Torres (Robert Davi) to Nomi Malone (Elizabeth Berkley)

"Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty. For tonight, we dine in hell!"
Spartan King Leonidas (Gerard Butler) to troops in 300 (2006)

"You are so beautiful, it hurts."
- "It's your nose that hurts."
- "I think it's my heart."
Capt. Rafe McCawley (Ben Affleck) to Nurse Lt. Evelyn Johnson (Kate Beckinsale) in Pearl Harbor (2001)

"Dancing's just a conversation between two people. Talk to me."
Justin Matisse (Harry Connick, Jr.) to Birdee Pruitt (Sandra Bullock) in Hope Floats (1998)

The Wicker Man (2006) No! Not the bees! Nooooo! Not the bees! My eyes! Arghhhhhhh! Arghhhhhh! Arghhhhhh!

ask audience to list the worst words to use in a singles ad. angry, bitter, ex -con, midget ,blue balls

list the worst web sites out there. bleacher report. yahoo answers. definte shout out to any sort of spyware or adware form the past that rotates on your laptop like virtual stripper or bonzi buddy

Talk about the internet as a great source of misinformation.

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[kato]

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[CASPERWAIT$]

I have done improv in NYC. It's awesomesauce.

 

[Cougar Bait]

gregm maybe start a new thread with dumbest questions from YahooAnswers ever because that shit was golden.

 

[Blitty]

Good stuff greg. Not sure if I can use prop, but will keep posted when I find out next week