CaliGirl's Match.com Escapades

excellent news

better than the bar skanks
 
It's been pretty much a full year of online dating. I can't even remember all the dates I've been on. Wait, let me try to think. Nah fuck it. The only thing I can say with confidence is that most girls just want to fuck. They are not looking for the father of their children on OkC.

Matty had a great quote about online dating and it basically went that everybody on there is trying to basically get over somebody else. It is a minefield. I would never seriously do online dating ever again. I would only use it to have sex.

/TheEnd.
 
fiveteamer
It's been pretty much a full year of online dating. I can't even remember all the dates I've been on. Wait, let me try to think. Nah fuck it. The only thing I can say with confidence is that most girls just want to fuck. They are not looking for the father of their children on OkC.

Matty had a great quote about online dating and it basically went that everybody on there is trying to basically get over somebody else. It is a minefield. I would never seriously do online dating ever again. I would only use it to have sex.

/TheEnd.
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so simple yet so true

to add:
if in their profile it says I'm not looking for FWB or a 1 night stand it mean they're DTF
 
Had a second date With okcupid guy... We really hit it off on the first date like. 1 1/2 weeks ago. We got along really well last night too. Though he got drunken than me earlier on... From. 1 vodka and 2 beers (???). Anyway he said he took an anxiety pill bc of work stress. So we end up back at my place, after going to dinner and a cool speak easy. And we start to fool around, and the dude couldn't get it to work... So we didn't have sex bc he couldn't.... You know.

This is the 2nd online dude I've gone out with who has had this issue. Is this common for online dating dudes?
 
CaliGirlNJ
Had a second date With okcupid guy... We really hit it off on the first date like. 1 1/2 weeks ago. We got along really well last night too. Though he got drunken than me earlier on... From. 1 vodka and 2 beers (???). Anyway he said he took an anxiety pill bc of work stress. So we end up back at my place, after going to dinner and a cool speak easy. And we start to fool around, and the dude couldn't get it to work... So we didn't have sex bc he couldn't.... You know.

This is the 2nd online dude I've gone out with who has had this issue. Is this common for online dating dudes?
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It's extremely common for drunks...
 
we had 5 drinks total. thats bull crap. i need a guy who can keep up with drinking and keep his dick up with fucking.

and beyond that, the little bit that he was able to get it up, it was sadly small.

THIS is why i hate dating. this is why i stay with Chris. Chris can keep up with drinking and his cock stays big and hard all night long and all morning. I worry that I am just really lucky right now with him, and I will never be able to get that from another guy ever again. it's like here is the best in my life, and no one will compare.

I am too pretty to waste my time with a small dick.
 
CaliGirlNJ
we had 5 drinks total. thats bull crap. i need a guy who can keep up with drinking and keep his dick up with fucking.

and beyond that, the little bit that he was able to get it up, it was sadly small.

THIS is why i hate dating. this is why i stay with Chris. Chris can keep up with drinking and his cock stays big and hard all night long and all morning. I worry that I am just really lucky right now with him, and I will never be able to get that from another guy ever again. it's like here is the best in my life, and no one will compare.

I am too pretty to waste my time with a small dick.
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:missingteeth::bowdown:

Yeah, five drinks over an evening should not incapacitate a guy. Anxiety seems like the most likely culprit here.

May your next cock be self-assured, massive & turgid.

:smitch:
 
lol

We did not imply that we have problems getting it up. But half a bottle of whisky and over will definitely incapacitate Mini Matty until the next morning.
 
CaliGirlNJ
we had 5 drinks total. thats bull crap. i need a guy who can keep up with drinking and keep his dick up with fucking.

and beyond that, the little bit that he was able to get it up, it was sadly small.

THIS is why i hate dating. this is why i stay with Chris. Chris can keep up with drinking and his cock stays big and hard all night long and all morning. I worry that I am just really lucky right now with him, and I will never be able to get that from another guy ever again. it's like here is the best in my life, and no one will compare.

I am too pretty to waste my time with a small dick.
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This post just shows the ins and outs of how fucked you mentally are.

Not to worry there is a blue pill that can "cure" another one of your many "problems"

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BUY BUY BUY
 
blue pill helps a guy stay hard, but doesn't help when the penis is just small in size, even when hard.

i wrote that post with a ton of humor - don't take it so seriously - i know i'll find someone with a great big cock who can fuck me all night and morning who isn't Chris... i just hate dating trying to find that person.
 
Matty
:missingteeth::bowdown:

Yeah, five drinks over an evening should not incapacitate a guy. Anxiety seems like the most likely culprit here.

May your next cock be self-assured, massive & turgid.

:smitch:
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Hi Matty,

Turgid is an adjective that should be employed much more frequently in casual conversation.

Best regards,

Shannon
 
:lmao: :lmao:

Mr. D is an expert sniper. :bowdown:

And I totally agree that turgid is woefully neglected in everyday conversation.

I aim to make this world a better place, one mispronounced English word at a time.
 
i love you matchew

not only did you bring mr d out of the woodwork but every time you post, i find myself trying to say words as i imagine you would... cracks me up every time

you're a good egg xo
 
I have a tiny small soft penis at this very moment and an amazing personality or so I like to think.
 
I have another date set for tomorrow with a different okcupid guy, we can called him B. I don't know very much about him, but we emailed twice, and he's been in Cali for work, but flys back tomorrow night, and wants to meet for drinks at 9. I think that is impressive, that he wants to go out with me the night he gets back. Not like just wait a day or two.
 
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