CaliGirl's Match.com Escapades

I get the feeling that they might want you to assess you.

Jesus.

dude right? what happened to the phone interview.

fuck. 40 mins?
 
Sounded like you were saying even a guy who plays for both teams will always go for the penis in the end because the penis is so magical or something. That's where my observation stemmed from.

It is magical. Like a unicorn and flying monkeys.
 
A woman wants to be satisfied, she either gets herself a penis or a good vibrator which is a penis with batteries. Or chocolate ice cream but that is a completely different subject.

:like::like::like::like::like::like::like:
 
i think fireguy is the one as well
 
alright i will write to him whilst sober in the AM.
 
Nina tell us about chocolate ice cream
 
good deal, yo
 
Nina tell us about chocolate ice cream

if its the right kind it is more magical than the mighty penis. And you don't have to put up with anyone afterwards.
 
alright i will write to him whilst sober in the AM.

You have me reconsidering whether I should re-up on match.com.

I'll consider it whilst sober in the AM.
 
3 months was like 80 bucks all together. or something
 
dude right? what happened to the phone interview.

fuck. 40 mins?

they must have a lot of schmucks that'll put with this kind of thing :dunno: They should have to at least pay you a days wage for this.
 
Caligirl... call me
 
Jello, you really do need to hear her voice....

spruces you up and gives a little kick in your step
 
they must have a lot of schmucks that'll put with this kind of thing :dunno: They should have to at least pay you a days wage for this.

count me a one of them.

i lost a bit of life doing it.

so stupid.
 
CaliGirl STIFFED me!!!!!!11