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assessment from AMEX, matty.
 
Yeah I think Jello and Kato need to supply some TP roll pics
 
I don't do match.com style summaries. Too much like work.

You're right kato, we blew it.
 
i loved your opinions. and i agree fully!!!

good. You definitely don't want a guy who plays for both teams because the penis will win every time. If that weren't true, strap on would never have been invented.
 
I don't do match.com style summaries. Too much like work.

You're right kato, we blew it.

we lose again
 
Yeah I think Jello and Kato need to supply some TP roll pics

I fit snuggly into a $10 quarters roll Archie. It's pretty freaking impressive actually.
 
good. You definitely don't want a guy who plays for both teams because the penis will win every time. If that weren't true, strap on would never have been invented.

Nina, you think very highly of the penis it seems.

Not that that's a bad thing. Just an observation.
 
Nina, you think very highly of the penis it seems.

Not that that's a bad thing. Just an observation.

A woman wants to be satisfied, she either gets herself a penis or a good vibrator which is a penis with batteries. Or chocolate ice cream but that is a completely different subject.
 
Sounded like you were saying even a guy who plays for both teams will always go for the penis in the end because the penis is so magical or something. That's where my observation stemmed from.