Plommer killed a beaver this morning, my first roadkill in the province.
Stupid fucker ran right under my rear wheels trying to cross a dirt road to get to a pond - I watched him die and then thought "too bad RayRay or BadNina aren't here" they wouldn't have wasted this roadkill.
RayRay is from 10 uh sea - I know those southern fuckers make meals outta roadkill.