Big Boys Club

[Tron]

I smell something fishy

 

[stevek]

Sorry, I'll close my legs

 

[Matty]

I'm going for 20 hours on the bike this week. Six times 3 hours plus 2 hours on Sunday.

 

[Archie]

that's crazy.

how hard is your taint?

 

[Matty]

Zwift allows you to take a 3-minute "coffee break" every 30 minutes when doing a group ride - it holds your position in the pack while you refresh your taint. It's really a taint break. Game changer.

I also slather this all over my undercarriage before, and during, a long ride:

 

[roguejuror]

I'm going for 20 hours on the bike this week. Six times 3 hours plus 2 hours on Sunday.

How many do the pros do when they are prepping for a race?

 

[Matty]

25-30 is typical during an intense training block

1000 hours a year, more or less

ChatGPT confirms:

ChatGPT - Pogacar's Training Hours

Shared via ChatGPT

chatgpt.com

 

[Archie]

check out my taint Matty.


arguing with JJGOLD across street on old school lifting vs mobility focused age decline work.

 

[Matty]

Impressive work

My taint rarely finds itself in that position

When it does, it means something went seriously wrong

 

[Archie]

Impressive worm

My taint rarely finds itself in that position

When it does, it means something went seriously wrong

@stevek , can you agree^?

 

[Matty]

We're two taint breaks in today

Going for two more on this ride

 

[Archie]

have you tried pre warming the cocoa butter taint lube?

 

[Matty]

No, the coolness is refeshing

I cut the first ride short, I meant to do 2.5 hours and stopped at 2. I kinda bonked. Not enough food.

Will do the final hour during the Habs game tonight.

 

[Archie]

check my short sprint taint-wattage Matty!

match it Rogue Juror!

 

[Matty]

Good work brah

My best 1-minute effort is 523W

btw I just creamed myself